David said:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
Hey, I was going to post that story, but wanted to be sure it wasn't
another Urban Myth before doing so. SWMBO heard it from a client in
Colorado and told me. Hauled from a Home Depot by the fire chief, a
toilet seat glued to your arse, and your pants around your ankles.
How utterly embarrassing.
Now everyone knows he shops at the Borg! ;-)
Greg G.