"Greg G." wrote in message

Underwear? Used to buy Fruit of the Loom - when they moved to China,
I stopped buying them. I still wear underwear, full of holes, that
were Made in the USA. But I don't know what I'm going to do this
winter - I fear they won't make it another winter... I guess an
alternative is to go Commando... but it sure is cold.... brrr....

Well, you could take a trip up to see us in Canada. We've got original home
grown fur polar bear underwear. Guaranteed down to -50°F. And if you're
really lucky, you might find one or two 4" bear claws still attached to the
underwear. Also guaranteed to make sure you wake up quick when dressing
first thing in the morning.

g