[
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf. They are
becoming increasingly upset at the incredibly slow play of the
foursome in front of them. A groundskeeper happens by and they
complain. The groundskeeper explains, "Those are blind firefighters.
They all lost their vision putting out a fire that threatened to burn
down our clubhouse. Ever since then, we have let them play for free."
The priest said, "That is very touching. I shall say a special prayer
for them that they may find solace in the Lord as a reward for their
heroic act." The doctor said, "I have a colleague who is an excellent
ophthlamologist. I'll ask if she knows of any operation which will
restore their sight." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at
night?"
]