Norm had always wanted to try out one of those phones on the seat back
in the airplane, and since the dweebs at rec.wooddorking were paying
the freight, he indulged himself.

"Yeah, yeah, the Cabal has the money - I'm trying to give you my
account number, dweeb."

(Norm listens to the peeping for a bit and then begins to shout.)

"I've got them profiled. They are disturbed white males between the
ages of twelve and fifteen, without girlfriends."

(More peeping.)

"I saw one in the bathroom before I got on the plane. I said, "Well,
look at that, little Kook - it looks just like a penis, only smaller.
The little Kook ran out of the room."

(Even more peeping.)

"I know they're bothering you. But hell, they're really attacking
Vito, who sorta ****ed all over the Wreck a while back - why should
you care?"

(Strident peeping.)

"You want to maintain order? On the Wreck?

You know that I have a guaranteed minimum on this, right?"

(Chirpy peeping, leaidng to a gasp.)

"OK Dude, I'll check in with you when I land."


Tom Watson - Freedonia

On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:34:41 +0000, Ba r r y wrote:

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:42:49 -0500, Tom Watson
wrote:

Tom Watson - Freedonia

Do you live near Valkenvania?

Dunno, but it's very close to Tomania.

--
Joe Wells

Tom Watson - Freedonia

Hail Freedonia!

Lee

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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:42:59 -0500, "Lee Gordon"
wrote:

Tom Watson - Freedonia

I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
missing, the first one or the second one.

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LRod

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Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:45:36 +0100, LRod
wrote:


I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
missing, the first one or the second one.

Did you have Duk Soup?


(watson - who's thinking of taking up a collection so as to buy a
coupla letters from Vanna.)



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
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http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:21:24 -0600, Joe Wells
wrote:


Dunno, but it's very close to Tomania.

Used to be a restaurant around here we called Ptomainia.

Closed.



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
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http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:34:41 GMT, Ba r r y
wrote:

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:42:49 -0500, Tom Watson
wrote:

Tom Watson - Freedonia

Do you live near Valkenvania?

Barry


No, that's closer to Anhedonia.



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
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http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, the inscrutable Tom Watson
spake:

(watson - who's thinking of taking up a collection so as to buy a
coupla letters from Vanna.)

I can think of a coupla other things I'd rather have from Vanna.
domg


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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, Tom Watson
wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:45:36 +0100, LRod
wrote:


I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
missing, the first one or the second one.

Did you have Duk Soup?

Only when we had a Night at the Opra. Hah! That's where that "e" needs
to go! I don't know what you're going to do for your "c."

--
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997

On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:00:11 +0100, LRod
wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, Tom Watson
wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:45:36 +0100, LRod
wrote:


I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
missing, the first one or the second one.

Did you have Duk Soup?

Only when we had a Night at the Opra. Hah! That's where that "e" needs
to go! I don't know what you're going to do for your "c."


I knew you was a Marxist.

"All Hail Marx and Lennon!" (Tm fst)