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OT Humor: Woodworkers exercise routine
New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker:
You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. .... That’s enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. |
Pant, pant.....pant....
You *******. Have anything to get us going if we are really out of shape? I exhaust myself opening my Lipitor and aspirin bottles once a day (if I remember). If I don't remember, I take .... I forget - but it helps me remember...if I remember to take it! Change my TS blade? - s**t, that's a week. :-) Lou In article . net, jo4hn wrote: New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. .... Thatís enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. |
I'm up to fifteen reps a day!
-- San Diego Joe New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. .... That¹s enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. |
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 00:13:34 GMT, jo4hn wrote:
New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... Jeesus. That's a workout when your right hand is in a sling and you have to use your wrong hand on the mouse. NOW SCROLL UP.. .... That’s enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. |
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 00:13:34 GMT, jo4hn wrote:
New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. .... That’s enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. well i just scrolled both ways 6 times . does that mean i get a six pack AND a week off???? :-} skeez |
Darn, I thought I was getting plenty of exercise just by pushing my luck.
"jo4hn" wrote in message ink.net... New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. .... That’s enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. |
jo4hn apparently said,on my timestamp of 10/03/2005 11:13 AM:
New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! Hmmm, sounds good. But do you have plans for a jig so I can make it with my router? The beer idea is great. Does it work to stain cherry? Do I apply it before or after the poly? .. .. .. Cheers Nuno Souto in sunny Sydney, Australia am |
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Bill B wrote: Darn, I thought I was getting plenty of exercise just by pushing my luck. "This company does not have a work-out program. People here already get enough exercise: flying off the handle leaping to conclusions jumping down somebody else's throat pulling out their hair pushing their luck . . . . . . . . . " "jo4hn" wrote in message link.net... New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. .... That’s enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer. |
oh great now I have a strained finger better pui it on ice
ow ice cream got to go jim A MAN WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS CAN SURE SCREW THINGS UP |
Noons wrote:
jo4hn apparently said,on my timestamp of 10/03/2005 11:13 AM: New exercise routine if you're a wooddorker: You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! Hmmm, sounds good. But do you have plans for a jig so I can make it with my router? The beer idea is great. Does it work to stain cherry? Do I apply it before or after the poly? . REMEMBER! Beer and poly don't mix. And they taste terrible. DAMHIKT. j4 |
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