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Unquestionably Confused writes:


Gotta love and appreciate the warped humor he especially the
punishments to fit the crime of tool theft. I can think of a few
fitting, er, ah, demonstrative punishments involving spade bits and a
decent electric drill or a roofing nailer, a length of 2 by and the
admonition "that'll keep your hands from where they don't belong!"

There was a horror film in the 80's where the baddie used
a very long auger bit to drill through an apartment
ceiling into the victim in the apartment above. I want
to say _Body Double_, but could be wrong.

Yeah, that was Body Double. Although I'd say it was more of a "thriller"
than a horror film, the genre.

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B a r r y wrote:
Swingman wrote:

And vandalism ... there is something in the psyche of a few of the
latinos
who work in construction around here that require they **** on a
wall, or
**** under the insulation in the attic. It is almost guaranteed to
happen at
least once in the construction of a new home.


Not limited to Latinos.

I remember white and black guys doing this in the early 80's.


That settles it!

No one works on my house but Chinese.


if you can get them to hold hands it will raise the value of your
property....





get it?

a chink link fence.... sorry, couldn't resist.

B a r r y wrote:
Swingman wrote:

And vandalism ... there is something in the psyche of a few of the
latinos
who work in construction around here that require they **** on a
wall, or
**** under the insulation in the attic. It is almost guaranteed to
happen at
least once in the construction of a new home.


Not limited to Latinos.

I remember white and black guys doing this in the early 80's.


That settles it!

No one works on my house but Chinese.

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FF

longshot wrote:
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B a r r y wrote:
Swingman wrote:

And vandalism ... there is something in the psyche of a few of
the
latinos
who work in construction around here that require they **** on
a
wall, or
**** under the insulation in the attic. It is almost guaranteed
to
happen at
least once in the construction of a new home.


Not limited to Latinos.

I remember white and black guys doing this in the early 80's.


That settles it!

No one works on my house but Chinese.


if you can get them to hold hands it will raise the value of your
property....





get it?

a chink link fence.... sorry, couldn't resist.

Wow, I haven't been killfiled by everybody.

I advised my office mate, who is from Hong Kong, to put some of
his money in a mutual fund. The first quarter it made $200 in
interest. He was pleased and rolled the interest back in. The
second quarter it made $180 in interest.

So he asked me, "Why, with higher balance, did money earn less
interest?"

I replied "fluctuations".

He retorted, "Well, flucu whiteman!" and stormed out of the office.

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FF