Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on
vacation, and Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So
he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
Minnesota style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.

They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down
inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following day, Sven hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato . Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing,
looking sick!

So Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's wrong
now?" Sven still isn't picking up babes.

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"


:-)

g!

keeper that one is..!

Rob

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http://www.robswoodworking.com

"jo4hn" wrote in message
ink.net...
Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on
vacation, and Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So
he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
Minnesota style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.

They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down
inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following day, Sven hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato . Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing,
looking sick!

So Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's wrong
now?" Sven still isn't picking up babes.

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"


:-)

"jo4hn" wrote in message
ink.net...
Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on
vacation, and Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So
he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Swedes? I thought it was Eino and Toivo in Miami....

jo4hn wrote:

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

Boy, that brings back memories. Enamored with the Olympic swimmers, and
fancing myself an Olympic swimmer wannabe, I managed to cajole the parents
into buying me an official Speedo.

I expected to impress the chicks with my Speedoey Olympic swimmer manliness
and stuff. Instead, I had one of the most miserable days of my life. I
was afraid I was going to get raped a few times. I lived on the street to
the pool, and as I was walking to and from, numerous people stopped and
honked and hurled homosexual innuendoes out the window at me.

I have never worn a Speedo since. If a gaggle of gorgeous 25 year old
brunettes were all standing around with a tub of butter and a feather
pillow, and SWMBO was telling me I could go ahead and roll around with them
if only I would put on a Speedo, well, I'd just have to take a pass.

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
http://rosegarden.sourceforge.net/tutorial/

On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 10:08:28 -0500, Silvan
wrote:

jo4hn wrote:

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

Boy, that brings back memories. Enamored with the Olympic swimmers, and
fancing myself an Olympic swimmer wannabe, I managed to cajole the parents
into buying me an official Speedo.

I expected to impress the chicks with my Speedoey Olympic swimmer manliness
and stuff. Instead, I had one of the most miserable days of my life. I
was afraid I was going to get raped a few times. I lived on the street to
the pool, and as I was walking to and from, numerous people stopped and
honked and hurled homosexual innuendoes out the window at me.

I have never worn a Speedo since. If a gaggle of gorgeous 25 year old
brunettes were all standing around with a tub of butter and a feather
pillow, and SWMBO was telling me I could go ahead and roll around with them
if only I would put on a Speedo, well, I'd just have to take a pass.


what if they were blondes?

On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 10:08:28 -0500, Silvan
wrote:


I have never worn a Speedo since. If a gaggle of gorgeous 25 year old
brunettes were all standing around with a tub of butter and a feather
pillow, and SWMBO was telling me I could go ahead and roll around with them
if only I would put on a Speedo, well, I'd just have to take a pass.


That's right, you would, and it would have nothing
to do with wearing Speedos and everything to do
with knowing when to believe your wife and when
not to :-)

GregP wrote:

I have never worn a Speedo since. If a gaggle of gorgeous 25 year old
brunettes were all standing around with a tub of butter and a feather
pillow, and SWMBO was telling me I could go ahead and roll around with
them if only I would put on a Speedo, well, I'd just have to take a pass.


That's right, you would, and it would have nothing
to do with wearing Speedos and everything to do
with knowing when to believe your wife and when
not to :-)

Boy, that's the truth! Sometimes "it's OK" means "if you do it, I will cut
your penis off."

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
http://rosegarden.sourceforge.net/tutorial/

Silvan responds:

GregP wrote:

I have never worn a Speedo since. If a gaggle of gorgeous 25 year old
brunettes were all standing around with a tub of butter and a feather
pillow, and SWMBO was telling me I could go ahead and roll around with
them if only I would put on a Speedo, well, I'd just have to take a pass.


That's right, you would, and it would have nothing
to do with wearing Speedos and everything to do
with knowing when to believe your wife and when
not to :-)

Boy, that's the truth! Sometimes "it's OK" means "if you do it, I will cut
your penis off."

Sometimes?

Back in the days when I wouldn't blot out the sun, I probably could have worn
Speedos, but I'd never heard of them. Ah, how the world advances.

Charlie Self
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some
kind of federal program." George W. Bush, St. Charles, Missouri, November 2,
2000