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Hans-Marc Olsen
 
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Default Which wood is fire-proof ? ? ?

I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
while we hide in the dungeons.

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?
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Lew Hodgett
 
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" writes:

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?


Try the petrified forest.

Lew



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Tom
 
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DFTT, as this thing has put out about 1200+ posts in the last 4 days. Pretty
lame stuff, too. It needs to work on it's delivery. Tom
Work at your leisure!
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Dave jackson
 
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Try reading this story of the Three Little Pigs.
http://www.mcps.org/ces/ca/3pigs/3pigsac.html



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I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
while we hide in the dungeons.

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?



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Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
while we hide in the dungeons.

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?


The asbestos tree.


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Bill Stock
 
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message
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I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
while we hide in the dungeons.


I thought I saw you hiding under the bridge?

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?




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Bob Schmall
 
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This is the same guy who recently asked an astronomy group for the celestial
coordinates (location in space) of the Klingon planet.


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I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
while we hide in the dungeons.

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?



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Robert Bonomi
 
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Bob Schmall wrote:
This is the same guy who recently asked an astronomy group for the celestial
coordinates (location in space) of the Klingon planet.


Sheesh!

*Everybody* knows that Klingons are found around Uranus.
(At least when you don't wipe carefully.)

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Lawrence Wasserman
 
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In article ,
Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
while we hide in the dungeons.

This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
I find it?


Try generous and frequent application of water.


--

Larry Wasserman Baltimore, Maryland


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