What's a gloat?
You guys who are paying near-retail price for lumber, or even a buck a board
foot, don't know the meaning. Gloat is when you spend ten grand on a scruffy old Woodmizer mill, 4wd tractor and a few new chains for the saw, go out in the woods, and manage over the course of a year to cut over 20,000 board feet of timbers and boards, about 2/3 pine and the rest ash and cherry and sticker it all in the yard. Realize that you love doing it so much that you'd rather run the mill than spend the time in the shop, so your time costs nothing to you. The best part is so you can build a house and shop using your own trees on your own land and save a pile of $$$. At last count, able to put probably forty thousand dollars back into appliances, tile and fixtures for what would have been a pretty bland and uninspired house. Gloat is also realizing that your friends and colleagues know you have a mill, and will gladly give you trees and logs because they need to get rid of them. That's why you still have several thousand board feet of white oak and sugar maple in the yard needing to be cut, and why there's a 32" diameter cherry tree that scales out at over 1500 board feet sitting in the woods in the next town over, and all you have to do is go get it. Or why, because of the generosity of a friend, you can make all the counters in your kitchen out of 8/4 beech instead of formica. What's the price of all this? Needing to do the work yourself, working harder that you've ever worked before, because it's all worth it in the end. The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. JonE |
Don't take it personally. However, I believe the standard response to this
type of gloat is: We Hate You! (or is it "You Suck") Enjoy!! |
"Jon Endres, PE" wrote:
snip of a wonderful life Good for you and yours Jon. Dave in Fairfax -- Dave Leader reply-to doesn't work use: daveldr at att dot net American Association of Woodturners http://www.woodturner.org Capital Area Woodturners http://www.capwoodturners.org/ PATINA http://www.Patinatools.org/ |
Sorry for top-posting, this isn't a gloat, it's a Mastercard comercial;
Old Woodmizer Mill: $10,000 Beech countertop: free House full of kids working with dad in the shop: Priceless. Oh, and one more thing, you suck! JOE Jon Endres, PE wrote: You guys who are paying near-retail price for lumber, or even a buck a board foot, don't know the meaning. Gloat is when you spend ten grand on a scruffy old Woodmizer mill, 4wd tractor and a few new chains for the saw, go out in the woods, and manage over the course of a year to cut over 20,000 board feet of timbers and boards, about 2/3 pine and the rest ash and cherry and sticker it all in the yard. Realize that you love doing it so much that you'd rather run the mill than spend the time in the shop, so your time costs nothing to you. The best part is so you can build a house and shop using your own trees on your own land and save a pile of $$$. At last count, able to put probably forty thousand dollars back into appliances, tile and fixtures for what would have been a pretty bland and uninspired house. Gloat is also realizing that your friends and colleagues know you have a mill, and will gladly give you trees and logs because they need to get rid of them. That's why you still have several thousand board feet of white oak and sugar maple in the yard needing to be cut, and why there's a 32" diameter cherry tree that scales out at over 1500 board feet sitting in the woods in the next town over, and all you have to do is go get it. Or why, because of the generosity of a friend, you can make all the counters in your kitchen out of 8/4 beech instead of formica. What's the price of all this? Needing to do the work yourself, working harder that you've ever worked before, because it's all worth it in the end. The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. JonE |
Jon Endres, PE wrote:
The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. JonE That last is the one that really counts, Rick |
On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 20:21:41 -0500, RKG
vaguely proposed a theory .......and in reply I say!: remove ns from my header address to reply via email Jon Endres, PE wrote: The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. Sounds to me like there was more than one "hobby" involved. ************************************************** *** Have you noticed that people always run from what they _need_ toward what they want????? |
Oh My God, you like, so, so. . . SUCK dude!
On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 17:46:44 -0500, "Jon Endres, PE" t wrote: You guys who are paying near-retail price for lumber, or even a buck a board foot, don't know the meaning. Gloat is when you spend ten grand on a scruffy old Woodmizer mill, 4wd tractor and a few new chains for the saw, go out in the woods, and manage over the course of a year to cut over 20,000 board feet of timbers and boards, about 2/3 pine and the rest ash and cherry and sticker it all in the yard. Realize that you love doing it so much that you'd rather run the mill than spend the time in the shop, so your time costs nothing to you. The best part is so you can build a house and shop using your own trees on your own land and save a pile of $$$. At last count, able to put probably forty thousand dollars back into appliances, tile and fixtures for what would have been a pretty bland and uninspired house. Gloat is also realizing that your friends and colleagues know you have a mill, and will gladly give you trees and logs because they need to get rid of them. That's why you still have several thousand board feet of white oak and sugar maple in the yard needing to be cut, and why there's a 32" diameter cherry tree that scales out at over 1500 board feet sitting in the woods in the next town over, and all you have to do is go get it. Or why, because of the generosity of a friend, you can make all the counters in your kitchen out of 8/4 beech instead of formica. What's the price of all this? Needing to do the work yourself, working harder that you've ever worked before, because it's all worth it in the end. The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. JonE That which does not kill us makes us stronger. --Friedrich Nietzsche Never get your philosophy from some guy who ended up in the looney bin. -- Wiz Zumwalt |
"Jon Endres, PE" t wrote in message ...
You guys who are paying near-retail price for lumber, or even a buck a board foot, don't know the meaning. Gloat is when you spend ten grand on a scruffy old Woodmizer mill, 4wd tractor and a few new chains for the saw, go out in the woods, and manage over the course of a year to cut over 20,000 board feet of timbers and boards, about 2/3 pine and the rest ash and cherry and sticker it all in the yard. Realize that you love doing it so much that you'd rather run the mill than spend the time in the shop, so your time costs nothing to you. The best part is so you can build a house and shop using your own trees on your own land and save a pile of $$$. At last count, able to put probably forty thousand dollars back into appliances, tile and fixtures for what would have been a pretty bland and uninspired house. Gloat is also realizing that your friends and colleagues know you have a mill, and will gladly give you trees and logs because they need to get rid of them. That's why you still have several thousand board feet of white oak and sugar maple in the yard needing to be cut, and why there's a 32" diameter cherry tree that scales out at over 1500 board feet sitting in the woods in the next town over, and all you have to do is go get it. Or why, because of the generosity of a friend, you can make all the counters in your kitchen out of 8/4 beech instead of formica. What's the price of all this? Needing to do the work yourself, working harder that you've ever worked before, because it's all worth it in the end. The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. JonE And here I thought Gloat was a "Loud Goat" what was I thinking? |
Actually I don't think we have to tell you "enjoy". Sounds like you, your
friends and family have that figured out. "RonB" wrote in message news:QgUhd.43607$EZ.28247@okepread07... Don't take it personally. However, I believe the standard response to this type of gloat is: We Hate You! (or is it "You Suck") Enjoy!! |
On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 17:46:44 -0500, "Jon Endres, PE"
t calmly ranted: You guys who are paying near-retail price for lumber, or even a buck a board foot, don't know the meaning. -snip of mild gloat- The best gloat of all is having a house full of kids who want to spend time with their Dad in the shop, making 'stuff', and a wife who appreciates the effort and encourages my so-called 'hobby'. OK, Jon. You win the SUCK OF THE YEAR award, bloody braggart. (Congrats on all of it.) -- Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ---- --Unknown |
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