Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

tschus
pyotr
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pyotr filipivich
Next month's Panel: Graft - Boon or blessing?

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On 10/25/2017 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

tschus
pyotr


Have you heard about Google? You might want to try it. "Coffin Plans"
will bring forth a slew of books, free plans, etc.

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On Wednesday, October 25, 2017 at 11:39:05 PM UTC-4, Unquestionably Confused wrote:
On 10/25/2017 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

tschus
pyotr


Have you heard about Google? You might want to try it. "Coffin Plans"
will bring forth a slew of books, free plans, etc.

I'm trying to figure out what type of wooden coffin plan *wouldn't* be scalable.

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On Wed, 25 Oct 2017 20:28:54 -0700, pyotr filipivich
wrote:

question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable
for modern day adults?




http://www.leevalley.com/en/hardware...93&cat=3,43659

http://www.leevalley.com/en/hardware...96&cat=3,43659

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On Wednesday, October 25, 2017 at 10:26:08 PM UTC-5, pyotr filipivich wrote:
..... anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin?

Have you heard about Google? You might want to try it. "Coffin Plans"
will bring forth a slew of books, free plans, etc.

And Youtube videos....

I believe Roy Underhill demonstrated the "old fashion" method quite nicely.
(Trailer?) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjcORaaRHWM

Sonny

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On 10/25/17 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

tschus
pyotr


A coffin?
That's the last thing I need.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
www.mikedrums.com

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On Thursday, October 26, 2017 at 9:19:50 PM UTC-4, -MIKE- wrote:
On 10/25/17 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

tschus
pyotr


A coffin?
That's the last thing I need.


Nice! ;-)

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On 10/26/2017 8:30 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, October 26, 2017 at 9:19:50 PM UTC-4, -MIKE- wrote:
On 10/25/17 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

tschus
pyotr


A coffin?
That's the last thing I need.


Nice! ;-)


Nice? NICE? Hell, man, that was a rim shot!

;)

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

0n Wed, 25 Oct 2017 220:28:54 --07000 pyotr filipivich wrote:

That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old
fashioned" wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for
modern day adults?


where will they be buried in some locales you have to use something
that is heavy and will not heave

or float

but if it is just for the open casket ceremony than you can really
go online and find the style you like


then discreetly measure the subject height and weight

if it is not for open casket ceremony get some thick plywood rip some
tubafours and secure the corners and make enough handles to match
the weight of the decedent and the strength of the pallbearers

maybe paint with team colors

if the decedent believes in the afterlife leave some room for their
tablet or tv and maybe six pack and other stuff like favorite hat
or snacks

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old
fashioned" wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for
modern day adults?


where will they be buried in some locales you have to use something
that is heavy and will not heave
or float
but if it is just for the open casket ceremony than you can really
go online and find the style you like
then discreetly measure the subject height and weight
if it is not for open casket ceremony get some thick plywood rip some
tubafours and secure the corners and make enough handles to match
the weight of the decedent and the strength of the pallbearers
maybe paint with team colors
if the decedent believes in the afterlife leave some room for their
tablet or tv and maybe six pack and other stuff like favorite hat
or snacks



Maybe include one of those little folding army shovels -
- just in case ... you know - the buried alive scenario ...
Also - for lid fasteners - do a google-image search for
" coffin nails " ... bet you'll be surprised ! I was.
John T.

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

-MIKE- on Thu, 26 Oct 2017 20:19:47 -0500
typed in rec.woodworking the following:
On 10/25/17 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

A coffin?
That's the last thing I need.

Worse thing about my funeral is that I'm going to miss it by just
a few days.
--
pyotr filipivich
Next month's Panel: Graft - Boon or blessing?

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

on Thu, 26 Oct 2017 07:07:28 -0400 typed in
rec.woodworking the following:
On Wed, 25 Oct 2017 20:28:54 -0700, pyotr filipivich
wrote:

question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable
for modern day adults?




http://www.leevalley.com/en/hardware...93&cat=3,43659

http://www.leevalley.com/en/hardware...96&cat=3,43659


Thanks - that's the hard ware, I'm looking for plans for "the box".
Something a little more up scale than "plain pine box".
--
pyotr filipivich
Next month's Panel: Graft - Boon or blessing?

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On Friday, October 27, 2017 at 10:39:56 PM UTC-4, pyotr filipivich wrote:
-MIKE- on Thu, 26 Oct 2017 20:19:47 -0500
typed in rec.woodworking the following:
On 10/25/17 10:28 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for modern day
adults?

"Asking for a friend"

Just planning ahead.

A coffin?
That's the last thing I need.

Worse thing about my funeral is that I'm going to miss it by just
a few days.


Just look up.

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

On Fri, 27 Oct 2017 06:59:13 -0400, wrote:


That's my question: anyone have plans for the "old
fashioned" wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable for
modern day adults?


where will they be buried in some locales you have to use something
that is heavy and will not heave
or float
but if it is just for the open casket ceremony than you can really
go online and find the style you like
then discreetly measure the subject height and weight
if it is not for open casket ceremony get some thick plywood rip some
tubafours and secure the corners and make enough handles to match
the weight of the decedent and the strength of the pallbearers
maybe paint with team colors
if the decedent believes in the afterlife leave some room for their
tablet or tv and maybe six pack and other stuff like favorite hat
or snacks



Maybe include one of those little folding army shovels -
- just in case ... you know - the buried alive scenario ...
Also - for lid fasteners - do a google-image search for
" coffin nails " ... bet you'll be surprised ! I was.
John T.

Also look for dead ringers. :)

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

question: anyone have plans for the "old fashioned"
wooden coffin? Particularly ones which are scalable
for modern day adults?


http://www.leevalley.com/en/hardware...93&cat=3,43659
http://www.leevalley.com/en/hardware...96&cat=3,43659



Thanks - that's the hard ware, I'm looking for plans for "the box".
Something a little more up scale than "plain pine box".


Oscar LeRoy built one in his basement ...

Oscar: I’ve got a way with tools.

Emma: So do I. I married one.


https://itsheimlichnotheinlich.tumblr.com/

John T.

Does anyone have coffin plans?
 

if the decedent believes in the afterlife leave some room for their
tablet or tv and maybe six pack and other stuff like favorite hat
or snacks



Maybe include one of those little folding army shovels -
- just in case ... you know - the buried alive scenario ...
Also - for lid fasteners - do a google-image search for
" coffin nails " ... bet you'll be surprised ! I was.
John T.


Also look for dead ringers. :)



No big surprise there - the movie hits, followed by
humourous celebrity likenesses ...
... the fingernails thing isn't in my world at all.
John T.