From: "LEIF C"
Date: January 26, 2013

I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids...

Enjoy

Lew
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman
waving at him.

She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from, So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to
his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made
love
to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'