Enjoy

Lew
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An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.

All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great."

"How are you doing mentally and emotionally?"

"Are you at peace with God?

Gary replies, "God and I are tight."

"He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
*poof* the light goes on."

"When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible", the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife.

"Marianne", he says, "Gary is doing fine but I had
to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the
light goes on in the bathroom and when he's done,
*poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!", Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!

On 11/23/2012 7:47 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:

"OH MY GOD!", Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!

Starting to get a very slight inkling that might not be as far fetched
as it sounds ...

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In article om,
Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
----------------------------------------------------

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.

All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great."

"How are you doing mentally and emotionally?"

"Are you at peace with God?

Gary replies, "God and I are tight."

"He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
*poof* the light goes on."

"When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible", the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife.

"Marianne", he says, "Gary is doing fine but I had
to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the
light goes on in the bathroom and when he's done,
*poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!", Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!




Lew, are you 86 by chance?


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Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar.org

Hum -

Wonder if Gunner has some light gates that turn on/off machinery
when a beam is broken.

Might be important for a wake up bell in the kitchen when the lights
are out!

Martin

On 11/23/2012 8:44 PM, Larry W wrote:
In article om,
Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
----------------------------------------------------

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.

All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great."

"How are you doing mentally and emotionally?"

"Are you at peace with God?

Gary replies, "God and I are tight."

"He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
*poof* the light goes on."

"When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible", the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife.

"Marianne", he says, "Gary is doing fine but I had
to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the
light goes on in the bathroom and when he's done,
*poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!", Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!




Lew, are you 86 by chance?

"Larry W" wrote:


Lew, are you 86 by chance?
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Getting closer.

Lew

"Lew Hodgett" wrote in message
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"Larry W" wrote:


Lew, are you 86 by chance?
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Getting closer.


Beats the alternative, Lew!

Dave in South Texas