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O/T: May Day
Lighten things up a bit.
Enjoy Lew ---------------------------------------- This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax. Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position." She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven... " |
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O/T: May Day
Lew Hodgett wrote the following:
Lighten things up a bit. Enjoy Lew ---------------------------------------- This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax. Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position." She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven... " Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rather than 'altitude'? :-) -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY In the original Orange County. Est. 1683 To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
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O/T: May Day
On 12/3/2011 11:00 AM, willshak wrote:
Lew Hodgett wrote the following: Lighten things up a bit. Enjoy Lew ---------------------------------------- This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax. Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position." She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven... " Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rather than 'altitude'? :-) The air controller was blonde also ... -- www.eWoodShop.com Last update: 4/15/2010 KarlCaillouet@ (the obvious) http://gplus.to/eWoodShop |
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O/T: May Day
On Dec 3, 2:05*pm, Swingman wrote:
On 12/3/2011 11:00 AM, willshak wrote: Lew Hodgett wrote the following: Lighten things up a bit. Enjoy Lew ---------------------------------------- This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax. Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position." She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven... " Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rather than 'altitude'? :-) The air controller was blonde also ... --www.eWoodShop.com Last update: 4/15/2010 KarlCaillouet@ (the obvious)http://gplus.to/eWoodShop She likely was a blonde. She was hanging out the window of the tower "controlling the air" with her SuperBlast hairdryer?" |
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