Enjoy

Lew
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of
her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the
lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has witnessed the whole scene,
and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.

I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know,
and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page.

What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation
do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the New York Times
and reads, on the front page:

*REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*

On Oct 14, 10:48*pm, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of
her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the
lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has witnessed the whole scene,
and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.

I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know,
and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page.

What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation
do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the New York Times
and reads, on the front page:

*REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*

Uh huh. Got a laugh out of that.

Speaking of African Immigrants...

If Obama were to walk on water FOX news would report that
he doesn't know how to swim.

--

FF

Fred the Red Shirt wrote:

*REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*

Uh huh. Got a laugh out of that.

Speaking of African Immigrants...

If Obama were to walk on water FOX news would report that
he doesn't know how to swim.

Only if his inability to swim was fair and balanced.

Fred the Red Shirt wrote:

On Oct 14, 10:48 pm, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of
her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the
lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has witnessed the whole scene,
and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.

I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know,
and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page.

What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation
do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the New York Times
and reads, on the front page:

*REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*

Uh huh. Got a laugh out of that.

Speaking of African Immigrants...

If Obama were to walk on water FOX news would report that
he doesn't know how to swim.


Naw, Murdock has used that one already, back in Australia. What Fox would
report is that Obama stood on the shore, and reading from his teleprompter,
commanded the tide to stop. Ending the story with the statement he had the
same success as King Canute.

Deb

On Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:17:54 -0500, "Dr. Deb"
wrote:

Fred the Red Shirt wrote:

On Oct 14, 10:48 pm, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
------------------------------------
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of
her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the
lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has witnessed the whole scene,
and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.

I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know,
and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page.

What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation
do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the New York Times
and reads, on the front page:

*REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*

Uh huh. Got a laugh out of that.

Speaking of African Immigrants...

If Obama were to walk on water FOX news would report that
he doesn't know how to swim.


Naw, Murdock has used that one already, back in Australia. What Fox would
report is that Obama stood on the shore, and reading from his teleprompter,
commanded the tide to stop. Ending the story with the statement he had the
same success as King Canute.

King Canute, of automotive "canutin' valve" fame, or someone else?

Speaking of red states, have you seen the newest liberal offering from
Hollyweird? Called "Red State", the cover picture is a girl awkwardly
holding an AK-47 vertically, with a stretched fingertip on the
trigger, and the brilliant description is "Three teenage boys are
lured to the town of Cooper's Dell with the promise of a party. But
instead of enjoying the night of their dreams, the teens are plunged
into the nightmarish world of Pastor Abin Cooper and the Five Points
Trinity, a fundamentalist group with a stockpile of weaponry and a
deadly moral agenda. When word of the teens' disappearance reaches the
authorities, a military task force is mobilized. With Cooper's Dell
teetering between salvation and damnation, the ATF braces for a
furious gun battle with Cooper and his heavily armed followers."

I think blue staters all think of us (red folks) as people just like
this twisted portrayal. That's both totally amazing and very tedious.

--
Life is an escalator:
You can move forward or backward;
you can not remain still.
-- Patricia Russell-McCloud

Larry Jaques wrote:

King Canute, of automotive "canutin' valve" fame, or someone else?

Speaking of red states, have you seen the newest liberal offering from
Hollyweird? Called "Red State", the cover picture is a girl awkwardly
holding an AK-47 vertically, with a stretched fingertip on the
trigger, and the brilliant description is "Three teenage boys are
lured to the town of Cooper's Dell with the promise of a party. But
instead of enjoying the night of their dreams, the teens are plunged
into the nightmarish world of Pastor Abin Cooper and the Five Points
Trinity, a fundamentalist group with a stockpile of weaponry and a
deadly moral agenda. When word of the teens' disappearance reaches the
authorities, a military task force is mobilized. With Cooper's Dell
teetering between salvation and damnation, the ATF braces for a
furious gun battle with Cooper and his heavily armed followers."


Been there, done that. Was known as WACO (We Ain't Comin' Out).

Larry Jaques writes:

I think blue staters all think of us (red folks) as people just like
this twisted portrayal. That's both totally amazing and very tedious.

Just like your belief that all democrats (50% of your fellow citizens)
are flaming socialists.

Tedious indeed.

Attack the argument, attack the proposal, attack the idea. Don't attack
the man.

scott