Ebay item 180726587776

Just in case it's pulled here is some of the text !


You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700

This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a
thousand Camels...

The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from TomTom, with an
internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD Card, and had full
Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.

I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago,
before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over £400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the
street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels
door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...

Her infidelity was discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and while
waiting, I was tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all her recent
journeys had all been to Nigel's...
So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's address to one in a town
far far away...

My wife bless her treacherous ways, didn't realise there was anything
amiss until she was driving East along the M4.
She then tried to act all innocent and lying through her cherry red
venemous snake lips, asked if I could sort out her beloved TomTom as
something was terribly wrong with it: when she used it to drive to her
sisters it took her along the M4.
I presume her sister means Nigel with the erectile problems...
With the anger of the betrayed I said I would, but my frustration and
anger caused me to accidently delete all the files from the internal drive
instead...

Words were spoken, accusations were made... The air hung heavy and was
coloured blue with profanity...
I find it difficult to believe her claims that this is all my fault...
I wasn't the one getting lost while travelling to Pencil Dick Nigel's
house...

After much arguing she has decided her future lies in the squallor of
Nigel's cockroach infested hovell...
Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their stained
adulterous bed...

I now have her TomTom Go 700 but have no idea how to reinstall the
software, and really I don't want the reminder of the cheating, lying,
heartless, creature of the night.
All the other accessories are still in her car, so I hope they are happy
living at Nigels together.

Therefore this auction is just for the TomTom Go 700 itself...

I'm sure someone somewhere can make this work...


As an after thought...
There is no returns for this...I really don't want it back...

The auction Starts at a low but fair £20 and all proceeds will go to
taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcahol,
wine, women, and song...and if the price is right...maybe a curry to
boot...

So please bid with confidence that all proceeds are for a very worthy
cause...

Good Luck

Oh and Postage is for UK only So anywhere else contact me for a price to
anywhere else...

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Stuart Winsor