Eugene asks:

Having arrived in Los Angeles form England, I discovered that this is
exactly the place I'd really like to stay for the rest of my life,
something I'm longing for.
Going back to England and then getting the job here legally seems
almost impossible, so I have decided to overstay my tourist visa.
Basically, I need help from somebody who can advise as to what the
best way to get a job could be and also, is there some way for me to
readjust/legalize my status? .
I would greatly appreciate some practical advice, rather then
reflecting on the whole situation in general

Really? Why did you post to a woodworking forum, then?

My advice: Talk to people here about jobs while your visa is good. Get a
promise of a job and go back to England. Apply for immmigrant status legally
and come here legally.

There either are no quotas from England, or they're very high, so you should
have no problems.

That's taking it for granted this isn't some kind of silly troll.

Charlie Self
"The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the
exercise of his mind." Jacques Barzun