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Leon[_6_] September 1st 10 05:06 PM

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This just in, GOLF Banned in California



Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.



Because burning wood and charcoal in California causes Cancer this is an
environmental disaster.



http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/de...rn=golf-266447







notbob September 1st 10 06:33 PM

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On 2010-09-01, Leon wrote:


This just in, GOLF Banned in California



Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. Go soak yer head.

nb

Neil Brooks September 1st 10 07:08 PM

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On Sep 1, 11:33*am, notbob wrote:
On 2010-09-01, Leon wrote:



This just in, GOLF Banned in California


Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. *Go soak yer head.

nb


Well said, nb.

nb

-MIKE- September 1st 10 07:20 PM

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On 9/1/10 1:08 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:
On Sep 1, 11:33 am, wrote:
On 2010-09-01, wrote:



This just in, GOLF Banned in California


Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. Go soak yer head.

nb


Well said, nb.

nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

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Neil Brooks September 1st 10 08:02 PM

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On Sep 1, 12:20*pm, -MIKE- wrote:
On 9/1/10 1:08 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:



On Sep 1, 11:33 am, *wrote:
On 2010-09-01, *wrote:


This just in, GOLF Banned in California


Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. *Go soak yer head.


nb


Well said, nb.


nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??

'round here ... uh .... it seems like even IT would be marginally
adequate to convey that such a post was to be humorous....

Robatoy[_2_] September 1st 10 08:06 PM

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On Sep 1, 3:02*pm, Neil Brooks wrote:
On Sep 1, 12:20*pm, -MIKE- wrote:





On 9/1/10 1:08 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:


On Sep 1, 11:33 am, *wrote:
On 2010-09-01, *wrote:


This just in, GOLF Banned in California


Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. *Go soak yer head.


nb


Well said, nb.


nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??

'round here ... uh .... it seems like even IT would be marginally
adequate to convey that such a post was to be humorous....


Did YOU know it was intended as humour?

-MIKE- September 1st 10 08:43 PM

OT More Problems for California
 
On 9/1/10 2:02 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:
On Sep 1, 12:20 pm, wrote:
On 9/1/10 1:08 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:



On Sep 1, 11:33 am, wrote:
On 2010-09-01, wrote:


This just in, GOLF Banned in California


Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. Go soak yer head.


nb


Well said, nb.


nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??

'round here ... uh .... it seems like even IT would be marginally
adequate to convey that such a post was to be humorous....


Please. His satire was about as ambiguous as the smell of rotten eggs.
Just admit he got you and move on.

While you're at it, brush up a little at onion.com. :-)


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


J. Clarke September 1st 10 10:28 PM

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On 9/1/2010 3:02 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:
On Sep 1, 12:20 pm, wrote:
On 9/1/10 1:08 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:



On Sep 1, 11:33 am, wrote:
On 2010-09-01, wrote:


This just in, GOLF Banned in California


Due to the environmentalists not wanting human interaction with nature and a
TOTALLY wreckless golfer, Golf will be banned.


Bullcrap alarmist lies. Go soak yer head.


nb


Well said, nb.


nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??

'round here ... uh .... it seems like even IT would be marginally
adequate to convey that such a post was to be humorous....


However, Californica being Californica, it would not be at all
surprising if they enacted some sort of ludicrous legislation intended
to prevent future occurrances.


HeyBub[_3_] September 1st 10 11:32 PM

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Neil Brooks wrote:

nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??


I, for one, have never used an emoticon. Emoticons are for inarticulate
****ers.



Neil Brooks September 1st 10 11:39 PM

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On Sep 1, 4:32*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
Neil Brooks wrote:

nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??


I, for one, have never used an emoticon. Emoticons are for inarticulate
****ers.


Those two statements are inherently contradictory.

You know that, don't you ?

;-)

-MIKE- September 2nd 10 02:05 AM

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On 9/1/10 5:32 PM, HeyBub wrote:
Neil Brooks wrote:

nb

Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??


I, for one, have never used an emoticon. Emoticons are for inarticulate
****ers.


That's sig file material. lmfao


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


-MIKE- September 2nd 10 02:06 AM

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On 9/1/10 5:39 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:
On Sep 1, 4:32 pm, wrote:
Neil Brooks wrote:

nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??


I, for one, have never used an emoticon. Emoticons are for inarticulate
****ers.


Those two statements are inherently contradictory.


Not the way I see it.



--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


Neil Brooks September 2nd 10 03:22 AM

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On Sep 1, 7:06*pm, -MIKE- wrote:
On 9/1/10 5:39 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:



On Sep 1, 4:32 pm, *wrote:
Neil Brooks wrote:


nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees..


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??


I, for one, have never used an emoticon. Emoticons are for inarticulate
****ers.


Those two statements are inherently contradictory.


Not the way I see it.


Then you didn't understand my post......

-MIKE- September 2nd 10 03:46 AM

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On 9/1/10 9:22 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:
On Sep 1, 7:06 pm, wrote:
On 9/1/10 5:39 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:



On Sep 1, 4:32 pm, wrote:
Neil Brooks wrote:


nb


Wow, really?
Careful, guys... I think the woosh may have knocked off your toupees.


Did we both miss the winking, smiley-face emoticon ... used to
indicate sarcasm ??


I, for one, have never used an emoticon. Emoticons are for inarticulate
****ers.


Those two statements are inherently contradictory.


Not the way I see it.


Then you didn't understand my post......


You probably should've used more emoticons. :-p


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


Larry Jaques[_3_] September 2nd 10 05:08 AM

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On Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:46:49 -0500, -MIKE-
wrote:

On 9/1/10 9:22 PM, Neil Brooks wrote:
Then you didn't understand my post......


You probably should've used more emoticons. :-p


Why are you guys talking to the Kneel and Bob troll?

I just had to add his new email addy to my filters, but they're
engaged now. I highly recommend that tack, sirs.

--
Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy
simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed.
-- Storm Jameson

Neil Brooks September 2nd 10 06:41 PM

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On Sep 1, 10:08*pm, Larry Jaques
wrote:

Why are you guys talking to the Kneel and Bob troll?


"The troll's" latest project ... a gift for grandma that -- sadly --
couldn't be finished before she passed.

Now, it's a gift for mom.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_WVVYjLCNo2w/TH...0/P1040918.JPG

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_WVVYjLCNo2w/TH...0/P1040921.JPG

Padauk & maple. Watco Danish Oil + paste wax finish.

Please TRY to remember that the definition of troll is NOT one whose
opinions disagree with yours.

I don't see that elsewhere. Only here.


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