"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve
Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." --Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." --Lynn
Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist." --Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." --George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships." --Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's
reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack
Nicholson

Ah, yes, "divorce..." From the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful." --Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling.... So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think: I know
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams