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A husband and wife are sitting quietly bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE QUESTION......? WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)? HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)? WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed." WIFE: ----- silence ------? HUSBAND: "****!" |
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Gosh short memory I guess.
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