Enjoy

Lew
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Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart , just couldn't seem to get
to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and
a real credit to the company

and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up
job, but your being late so often is

quite bothersome."

''Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player.

That's what I like to hear.

It's odd though, your coming in late.

I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.

What did they say if you came in late there?"

''They said, 'Good morning, General.

Coffee this morning, sir?'"

Lew Hodgett wrote:

Enjoy

Lew
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Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart , just couldn't seem to get
to work on time.

OK, I don't care who you are, that was funny.

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If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough