The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.

They will have to grind him up and recycle him.



RonB

"RonB" wrote in message
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The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.

They will have to grind him up and recycle him.



RonB

They're going to make him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him
instead of vice versa.

Max

On 2009-07-03, RonB wrote:

They will have to grind him up and recycle him.

The other white meat!

nb

On Thu, 2 Jul 2009 18:07:02 -0700 (PDT), RonB wrote:

That's really sick, Ron.. I love it..

I pasted it into Facebook, to see if I could be the local ****-disturber this
morning..

The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.

They will have to grind him up and recycle him.



RonB


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.

Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
marrying his daughter.

RonB

On Jul 3, 4:34*pm, RonB wrote:
We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.

Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
marrying his daughter.

While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.

"Father Haskell" wrote in message
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On Jul 3, 4:34 pm, RonB wrote:
We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.

Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
marrying his daughter.

While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.


And, of course, the Elephant Man.

B.