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A story about donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. You can read much more on BoomerMingle.com |
A story about donkey
wrote: One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. snip Two flies fall into a bowl of cream. One drowns, other thrashes around like mad, turns cream into butter, and walks out. Different story, same theme and end result. Lew |
A story about donkey
Don't you feel like a horses ass dispensing corny donkey stories?
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A story about donkey
On Mar 31, 11:56*pm, "Lee Michaels" wrote:
Don't you feel like a horses ass dispensing corny donkey stories? Hee Ahhhlways does that. |
A story about donkey
"Lee Michaels" wrote in message
Don't you feel like a horses ass dispensing corny donkey stories? Tsk, tsk ... to a jackass, in every bit of corn there's a kernel of tru.. err, methane. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 3/27/08 KarlC@ (the obvious) |
A story about donkey
moral of story, life can be great, just be careful for the assholes that
try to consume you. ross |
A story about donkey
some people just don't care if they get their ass outta the hole, so
they always look to someone else for help. ross |
A story about donkey
On Apr 3, 1:11*am, (Ross Hebeisen) wrote:
moral of story, life can be great, just be careful for the assholes that try to consume you. ross Donkey: We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! |
A story about donkey
unfortunately my being up late is not a matter of my choice, my dang
back problems don't allow more than about 1 hour of sleep at a time plus just had a steroid shot into the nerve gong down the leg and that stuff gives me insomnia . the aging process oh how fun, but better than the alternative i guess. if i lay too long i can't get my donkey outta bed, rig starts settig in. ross |
A story about donkey
"Ross Hebeisen" wrote: unfortunately my being up late is not a matter of my choice, my dang back problems don't allow more than about 1 hour of sleep at a time plus just had a steroid shot into the nerve gong down the leg and that stuff gives me insomnia . Ouch! Nasty stuff those steriods. the aging process oh how fun, but better than the alternative i guess. As the old saying goes, ".. beats the hell out of the alternative." if i lay too long i can't get my donkey outta bed, rig starts settig in. Good luck. Lew |
A story about donkey
Thanks Lew
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