Grandpa, a friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his
granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned,
the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, PaPa" the girl
replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb *******
or lousy **** head anywhere we went today!"

On Feb 27, 12:37*am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
Grandpa, a friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his
granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. *Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter out. *When they returned,
the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, PaPa" the girl
replied, "and do you know what? *We didn't see a single dumb *******
or lousy **** head anywhere we went today!"

A designer who works for one my dealers told me this story.
His daughter and SIL had asked him to take their little girl to church
with them one Sunday as they, themselves were not feeling up to snuff.
With the little girl in the booster seat in the back, granma and
granpa were driving to church when the little girl piped up and said:
"granpa and granma, remember to say an extra prayer for daddy when we
get to church."
Granpa asked why she wanted them to do that.
"Because, granpa, daddy said he had one **** of week."

"Robatoy" wrote in message
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On Feb 27, 12:37 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
Grandpa, a friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his
granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned,
the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, PaPa" the girl
replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb *******
or lousy **** head anywhere we went today!"

A designer who works for one my dealers told me this story.
His daughter and SIL had asked him to take their little girl to church
with them one Sunday as they, themselves were not feeling up to snuff.
With the little girl in the booster seat in the back, granma and
granpa were driving to church when the little girl piped up and said:
"granpa and granma, remember to say an extra prayer for daddy when we
get to church."
Granpa asked why she wanted them to do that.
"Because, granpa, daddy said he had one **** of week."


My daughter still says my granddaughter's first sentence is going to be "you
ignorant slut!"

I'm trying to improve.

Ohhh there is a story behind that one.
Puff

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"Robatoy" wrote in
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On Feb 27, 12:37 am, "Lew Hodgett"
wrote:
Grandpa, a friend, who worked away from home
all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year
old granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
Just he and his
granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad
cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife
came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter
out. When they returned,
the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see
her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
"Oh yes, PaPa" the girl
replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a
single dumb *******
or lousy **** head anywhere we went today!"

A designer who works for one my dealers told me
this story.
His daughter and SIL had asked him to take their
little girl to church
with them one Sunday as they, themselves were
not feeling up to snuff.
With the little girl in the booster seat in the
back, granma and
granpa were driving to church when the little
girl piped up and said:
"granpa and granma, remember to say an extra
prayer for daddy when we
get to church."
Granpa asked why she wanted them to do that.
"Because, granpa, daddy said he had one **** of
week."


My daughter still says my granddaughter's first
sentence is going to be "you ignorant slut!"

I'm trying to improve.