Just had this set to me by e-mail and thought it was worth a chuckle.

Seniors not to be out done


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.


I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him. The teenager
had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look
and find him staring
every time.


When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your
life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that
I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And
in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response.


"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
just wondering if you
were my son."