Been a slow day.

Enjoy if you wish.
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The Importance of Walking

-----Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm
doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of walking every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country walking, start with a small country.

............And last but not least,

You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!