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Robatoy[_2_] November 9th 07 02:57 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or-
so of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me
all the black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can
take what I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black
walnut.
I have seen these boards, they are frickin' fabulous. Properly
stickered, over 10 years in a dry barn. I can pull my truck pretty
close to the piles...I won't have to carry the boards very far...I
*know* I can carry a whole sheet of Corian by myself.
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

r---- who still manages a pretty good lift of quartz countertops at
his old age.
Whadday'all think, fellas...one load of walnut and one load of birds-
eye?


Ralph November 9th 07 03:03 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
Robatoy wrote:
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or-
so of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me
all the black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can
take what I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black
walnut.
I have seen these boards, they are frickin' fabulous. Properly
stickered, over 10 years in a dry barn. I can pull my truck pretty
close to the piles...I won't have to carry the boards very far...I
*know* I can carry a whole sheet of Corian by myself.
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

r---- who still manages a pretty good lift of quartz countertops at
his old age.
Whadday'all think, fellas...one load of walnut and one load of birds-
eye?

Start pumpin iron to carry as much as you can. You lucky dog!

J T November 9th 07 05:19 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
Thu, Nov 8, 2007, 6:57pm (EST-3) (Robatoy) who
doth sucketh quite a bit sayeth:
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or- so
of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me all the
black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can take what
I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black walnut.
snip

You do realize you have to think this out, don't you? Can you
carry/hold more cradling the wood in both arms? One bundle encircled
with both arms? Or, a bundle under each arm? Can you load more with a
"helper" loading you up, or not? Can you actually carry that much the
distance to your truck? Do you have to dump the load in the truck, or
can you dump them on the tailgate, or ground, or have someone relieve
you of them at the truck? Believe me, if I was giving away wood like
that (it'll never happen) I'd have rules to abide by. A small amount of
decent wood, not necessarily from this stash, as a sacrifice to the
Woodworking Gods would now be appropriate for this advise. The spelling
is correct, you are advised to not **** them off.



JOAT
Viet Nam. Divorce. Cancer. Been there, done that, got over it. Now
where the Hell are my T-shirts?
- JOAT


Frank Drackman November 9th 07 05:20 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 

"Ralph" wrote in message
news:P5QYi.33790$XF6.29246@edtnps90...
Robatoy wrote:
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or-
so of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me
all the black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can
take what I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black
walnut.
I have seen these boards, they are frickin' fabulous. Properly
stickered, over 10 years in a dry barn. I can pull my truck pretty
close to the piles...I won't have to carry the boards very far...I
*know* I can carry a whole sheet of Corian by myself.
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

r---- who still manages a pretty good lift of quartz countertops at
his old age.
Whadday'all think, fellas...one load of walnut and one load of birds-
eye?

Start pumpin iron to carry as much as you can. You lucky dog!


If the wood is that nice I think I might start pumin something other than
iron.



Robatoy[_2_] November 9th 07 05:25 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
On Nov 9, 12:20 am, "Frank Drackman" wrote:
"Ralph" wrote in message

news:P5QYi.33790$XF6.29246@edtnps90...



Robatoy wrote:
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or-
so of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me
all the black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can
take what I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black
walnut.
I have seen these boards, they are frickin' fabulous. Properly
stickered, over 10 years in a dry barn. I can pull my truck pretty
close to the piles...I won't have to carry the boards very far...I
*know* I can carry a whole sheet of Corian by myself.
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.


r---- who still manages a pretty good lift of quartz countertops at
his old age.
Whadday'all think, fellas...one load of walnut and one load of birds-
eye?


Start pumpin iron to carry as much as you can. You lucky dog!


If the wood is that nice I think I might start pumin something other than
iron.


I wonder if she'll let me stack it strategically on a set of sawhorses
first...then get under it.


Robatoy[_2_] November 9th 07 05:43 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
On Nov 9, 12:19 am, (J T) wrote:
Thu, Nov 8, 2007, 6:57pm (EST-3) (Robatoy) who
doth sucketh quite a bit sayeth:
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or- so
of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me all the
black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can take what
I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black walnut.
snip

You do realize you have to think this out, don't you? Can you
carry/hold more cradling the wood in both arms? One bundle encircled
with both arms? Or, a bundle under each arm? Can you load more with a
"helper" loading you up, or not? Can you actually carry that much the
distance to your truck? Do you have to dump the load in the truck, or
can you dump them on the tailgate, or ground, or have someone relieve
you of them at the truck? Believe me, if I was giving away wood like
that (it'll never happen) I'd have rules to abide by. A small amount of
decent wood, not necessarily from this stash, as a sacrifice to the
Woodworking Gods would now be appropriate for this advise. The spelling
is correct, you are advised to not **** them off.


All those options are going through my head as well.
One of my guys could help me a lot if he were to load me up and then
make a run (stumble) to the tailgate....

Then again, I'm not greedy either. Picky? Yes. Greedy? No. If I can
score a few prize pieces, I'll be happy.
There's one curly maple board...at least 10" wide...6/4 by a good 10
feet long. Mint! I'd want to resaw that sucker.... or nine fabulous
guitar necks....maybe twelve.....sixteen even....just the best looking
stuff I have seen in years.
The walnut is kind of lost on me. I never really got to know that
stuff. Veneer on PB...sure...lifts and lifts of it.
My life has always been simple. Hard maple, cherry, or poplar (for
structural stuff) Huge fan of baltic birch ply.
I made a lot of things out of oak, but always disliked it.
Birds-eye is the most incredible wood....a friend of mine has a 50's
Gibson electric guitar..and the back of it looks like there are pearls
floating in space...took my breath away. I expected to feel the
bubbles...but there weren't any bumps to feel. Weird.


[email protected] November 9th 07 07:13 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
All I hope Rob, is that you post a few pics of what you decide to do
with it.

I would have to go half and half. I am thinking here of contrasting
woods on furniture. Can you imagine a top made out of that maple
affixed to a simple, but elegant, black walnut base?

Stunning...

Robert


[email protected] November 9th 07 07:23 AM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
Oh yeah....

Hell yes you suck.

Thought I would try to clear that up for you.

;^)


Robert


B A R R Y November 9th 07 12:06 PM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
Robatoy wrote:

r---- who still manages a pretty good lift of quartz countertops at
his old age.


Hittin' the gym tommorrow? G

dadiOH November 9th 07 01:12 PM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
Robatoy wrote:

The walnut is kind of lost on me. I never really got to know that
stuff.


A shame. It is definitely one of the world's nicer woods. In all
respects.
_____________

Birds-eye is the most incredible wood


More expensive than walnut. If $$ is your motive, grab it.


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Dave In Houston November 9th 07 05:38 PM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 

"Robatoy" wrote in message
ups.com...

Huge fan of baltic birch ply.


Ditto but am wondering if the price has gone up in your neck of the
woods like it has here?
Am paying $37.50 (U.S.) for the 1/2 X 5 X 5 I was paying $21-22 a year
ago. Or is Mason's Mill & Lumber feeding me a line?
--
NuWave Dave in Houston



foggytown November 9th 07 08:03 PM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
On Nov 9, 5:43?am, Robatoy wrote:

All those options are going through my head as well.
One of my guys could help me a lot if he were to load me up and then
make a run (stumble) to the tailgate....

Then again, I'm not greedy either. Picky? Yes. Greedy? No. If I can
score a few prize pieces, I'll be happy.
There's one curly maple board...at least 10" wide...6/4 by a good 10
feet long. Mint! I'd want to resaw that sucker.... or nine fabulous
guitar necks....maybe twelve.....sixteen even....just the best looking
stuff I have seen in years.

- Show quoted text -


Rob, before you start short-stroking and hyperventilating
here . . . . . . . .she has to like the prototype frame!

FoggyTown


Ross Hebeisen November 9th 07 08:23 PM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
I wood suggest putting on a girdle, truss or weight lifting belt as
greed can be most motivating. if would be a shame to blow a nut
and suffer the hardships that go with the same.
ross


RicodJour November 9th 07 08:35 PM

I confess...I may suck a little (gloat)
 
On Nov 8, 9:57 pm, Robatoy wrote:
A long time friend and loyal client gave me a nice 6/4 x7" x 72" board
of black walnut today. She would like me to make a proto-type of a
picture frame. If she likes it, she would like me to make a dozen-or-
so of them to give away as Christmas presents, and she will give me
all the black walnut I need to complete the order. As payment, I can
take what I can carry in two arm-fulls of birds-eye maple and/or black
walnut.
I have seen these boards, they are frickin' fabulous. Properly
stickered, over 10 years in a dry barn. I can pull my truck pretty
close to the piles...I won't have to carry the boards very far...I
*know* I can carry a whole sheet of Corian by myself.
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

r---- who still manages a pretty good lift of quartz countertops at
his old age.
Whadday'all think, fellas...one load of walnut and one load of birds-
eye?


I'd look into "specialty" clothing. Maybe a pair of suspenders hooked
up to reinforced pants. If you could go over the top of the wood and
grab the suspenders you'd have a lifting sling. If you do end up
going that way, post a picture. I need a chuckle. ;)

Oh, and suck you do indeed!

R



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