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He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, but will do so when he is got
child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards..
His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
from 4 taps attached to his basement. Horses dont have any such
attachment. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and
the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind enerally. His motion is slow only because he is
of lazy species., Also his other motion.. gober is much useful to
trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza ] , in
hand , and drying in the sun..

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child.. This is done by ....

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The cow is tasty too!

On Sep 6, 8:57 am, avtar wrote:
He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, but will do so when he is got
child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards..
His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
from 4 taps attached to his basement. Horses dont have any such
attachment. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and
the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind enerally. His motion is slow only because he is
of lazy species., Also his other motion.. gober is much useful to
trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza ] , in
hand , and drying in the sun..

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child.. This is done by ....

To read full essay please click on ... http://www.singhisking.net/essayoncow.html

Thanks and regards
Avtar --- Always a good friend.



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Does said cow taste like chicken?


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The cow is tasty too!

On Sep 6, 8:57 am, avtar wrote:
He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, but will do so when he is got
child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards..
His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
from 4 taps attached to his basement. Horses dont have any such
attachment. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and
the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind enerally. His motion is slow only because he is
of lazy species., Also his other motion.. gober is much useful to
trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza ] , in
hand , and drying in the sun..

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child.. This is done by ....

To read full essay please click on ...
http://www.singhisking.net/essayoncow.html

Thanks and regards
Avtar --- Always a good friend.





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avtar wrote:
He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks,
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Avtar, don't milk the bulls.

Tell it to
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