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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in
need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home. Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts. Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Lafayette, Boudreaux?" Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that, cher?" Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too! -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 2/20/07 |
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On Apr 21, 11:38 am, "Swingman" wrote:
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home. Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts. Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Lafayette, Boudreaux?" Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that, cher?" Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too! --www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 2/20/07 That's disgusting. G |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message That's disgusting. G Admirably so. |
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On Apr 21, 5:28 pm, "Leon" wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message That's disgusting. G Admirably so. Indeed. |
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"Swingman" wrote in message ... Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Lafayette, Boudreaux?" Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that, cher?" Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too! -- Made me think of that scene in "Borat" where he tells Bob Barr that the cheese he's eating was made from his wife's milk. Ol' Bob just gulped. |
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:38:12 -0600, "Swingman" wrote:
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home. Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts. Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Lafayette, Boudreaux?" Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that, cher?" Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too! I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, but say what you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny. -- LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't care to correspond with you anyway. |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message
That's disgusting. G Hehe ... it is Booooodreaux, after all, cher! My blonde SWMBO did NOT get it ... then again, I've had to explain a lot of off color jokes/things to her, bless her sweet, kind, guileless, pure little Arkansas heart. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 2/20/07 |
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"LRod" wrote in message
I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, Naaa ... I liked Justin, me. A good man to cross the swamp wid, even if all dem "airs" was hot, I guarantee. but say what you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny. Ya got dat right, cher! -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 2/20/07 |
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On Apr 21, 7:33 pm, "Swingman" wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message That's disgusting. G Hehe ... it is Booooodreaux, after all, cher! My blonde SWMBO did NOT get it ... then again, I've had to explain a lot of off color jokes/things to her, bless her sweet, kind, guileless, pure little Arkansas heart. Tell HER that joke and see what happens. http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/ir...cle1749105.ece |
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"LRod" wrote in message ... I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, but say what you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny. I recall Justin Wilson on an old 60's album mentioning the Arturo matic Shoot gun. Motor cicle petroleum officer and the car going ,,, boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety. |
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"Swingman" wrote in message ... "LRod" wrote in message I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, Naaa ... I liked Justin, me. A good man to cross the swamp wid, even if all dem "airs" was hot, I guarantee. An he could cook, too! -- NuWave Dave in Houston |
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Is this the same Justin Wilson that had a TV cooking
show on PBS? Is this the same Justin Wilson who was born in Mississippi and developed the best Cajun 'shtick' I've heard? Is he still alive or has he passed on to the great crawfish in the sky? I'm not a cook, but I loved watching his show. It was just pure entertainment! John Flatley Jacksonville, Florida -- "NuWaveDave" wrote in message ... | | "Swingman" wrote in message | ... | "LRod" wrote in message | | I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly | fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, | | Naaa ... I liked Justin, me. A good man to cross the swamp wid, even if | all | dem "airs" was hot, I guarantee. | | An he could cook, too! | -- | NuWave Dave in Houston | | |
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:58:14 -0400, "John Flatley"
wrote: Is this the same Justin Wilson that had a TV cooking show on PBS? Yes. Is this the same Justin Wilson who was born in Mississippi and developed the best Cajun 'shtick' I've heard? I think so. He played a coon ass pretty well, though. Is he still alive or has he passed on to the great crawfish in the sky? Tipped over a couple of years ago, I believe. I mean I know he's dirt napping--I just can't pinpoint the date and I'm too lazy to go look at the Dead People Server just now (http://www.dpsinfo.com if memory serves). I'm not a cook, but I loved watching his show. It was just pure entertainment! That it was. John Flatley Jacksonville, Florida Where in Jax? I lived there for five years late '60s, early '70s. Daughter lives there now. I get up there frequently. I'm down near Daytona. -- LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't care to correspond with you anyway. |
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:22:15 +0100, LRod
wrote: On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:38:12 -0600, "Swingman" wrote: Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home. Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts. Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Lafayette, Boudreaux?" Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that, cher?" Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too! I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, but say what you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny. I really liked that show. Got his cookbook. My favorite part was when he would measure out "bout a half cup of wine, raht now" "What did you said? Cook without wine? C'Mon now, how you gonna did that, huh?" |
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"LRod" wrote in message
Is this the same Justin Wilson who was born in Mississippi and developed the best Cajun 'shtick' I've heard? I think so. He played a coon ass pretty well, though. .... and cooked like one. Despite what the politician's say there is no state line in that swamp, and the only difference in a Mississippi coonass and Louisiana coonass is tomatoes, in the gumbo ... and there are just as many coonasses in the Texas "golden triangle" (Beaumont, Port Arthur and Orange) as there are on the other side of the Sabine, but they make better gumbo ... but not as good as those in the middle, between the two. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 2/20/07 |
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"Swingman" wrote in message ... .... and there are just as many coonasses in the Texas "golden triangle" (Beaumont, Port Arthur and Orange) as there are on the other side of the Sabine, I hear some have strayed a bit farther west. ;~) |
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