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OT - The Wisdom of King Solomon
This was a tough one to post...it has metal, wood and divorce
content. ;) I sure hope they have more than one dog. ;) TMT German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying. |
OT - The Wisdom of King Solomon
I thought the moral of the Solomon proverb was NOT to do this sort of
thing, as total functionality of the house (child?) would be lost! Having been divorced once, I can certainly share the sentiment, tho. Pretty cool, but pretty dumb. Mike Eberlein Too_Many_Tools wrote: This was a tough one to post...it has metal, wood and divorce content. ;) I sure hope they have more than one dog. ;) TMT German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying. |
OT - The Wisdom of King Solomon
I thought the moral of the Solomon proverb was NOT to do this sort of
thing, as total functionality of the house (child?) would be lost! Having been divorced once, I can certainly share the sentiment, tho. Pretty cool, but pretty dumb. Mike Eberlein Too_Many_Tools wrote: This was a tough one to post...it has metal, wood and divorce content. ;) I sure hope they have more than one dog. ;) TMT German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying. |
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mikee wrote:
I thought the moral of the Solomon proverb was NOT to do this sort of thing, as total functionality of the house (child?) would be lost! Having been divorced once, I can certainly share the sentiment, tho. Pretty cool, but pretty dumb. Mike Eberlein An important, but sometimes overlooked point is that it wasn't Solomons' kid. He didn't know whose it was, but it for sure wasn't his. This moron cut his own house in half. Bill -- I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a **** unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about. H. P. Lovecraft --- avast! Antivirus: Outbound message clean. Virus Database (VPS): 000722-4, 03/09/2007 Tested on: 3/10/2007 2:24:09 AM avast! - copyright (c) 1988-2007 ALWIL Software. http://www.avast.com |
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This story will NOT have a happy ending. On 9 Mar 2007 08:55:17 -0800, "Too_Many_Tools" wrote: This was a tough one to post...it has metal, wood and divorce content. ;) I sure hope they have more than one dog. ;) TMT German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying. |
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On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:47:47 -0600, Deke wrote:
This story will NOT have a happy ending. Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. On 9 Mar 2007 08:55:17 -0800, "Too_Many_Tools" wrote: This was a tough one to post...it has metal, wood and divorce content. ;) I sure hope they have more than one dog. ;) TMT German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying. Political Correctness A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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On Mar 10, 3:45 pm, Gunner wrote:
On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:47:47 -0600, Deke wrote: This story will NOT have a happy ending. Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. .. Evidently he wanted no part of her... -- FF |
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Gunner wrote in
: snip Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. snip I wonder which half he would have taken....... Bill |
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On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:10:17 -0500, Bill wrote:
Gunner wrote in : snip Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. snip I wonder which half he would have taken....... Bill I was thinking the exact same thing! ;) |
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On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:35:45 -0700, NewMan
wrote: On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:10:17 -0500, Bill wrote: Gunner wrote in m: snip Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. snip I wonder which half he would have taken....... Bill I was thinking the exact same thing! ;) Would not that depend on whether the cut was horizontal or vertical? ;P Mark |
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"NewMan" wrote in message ... On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:10:17 -0500, Bill wrote: Gunner wrote in m: snip Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. snip I wonder which half he would have taken....... Bill I was thinking the exact same thing! ;) Hmmm,... which do I dislike more, being yelled at, or farts? -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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"YooperBoyka" wrote: "NewMan" wrote in message ... On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:10:17 -0500, Bill wrote: Gunner wrote in m: snip Least he didnt cut the old lady in half with the saw. snip I wonder which half he would have taken....... Bill I was thinking the exact same thing! ;) Hmmm,... which do I dislike more, being yelled at, or farts? You could slice the other way and get a right and left half ;) Committees of Correspondence Web page:- tinyurl.com/y7th2c |
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