Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??

Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising
thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads
that were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are
woodworking related.

Dave

Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

BAD, listen closely......


PLONK!


"David" wrote in message
...
you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars, are
diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??

Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising
thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads that
were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are
woodworking related.

Dave

Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

Rumpty wrote:

BAD, listen closely......


PLONK!


"David" wrote in message
...

you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars, are
diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??

Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising
thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads that
were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are
woodworking related.

Dave



Hmmm...you must have a serious comrehension problem to be offended by my
explanation of the choice of an advertiser to include the ads I
mentioned. Apparently the frequent usage of a RAS destroys brain cells.

Dave

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David wrote:



Hmmm... comrehension problem


what happened to the spell checker?? make that "comprehension"

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Rumpty,

Read this again and again: PLONK!

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Rumpty,

Can you feel this? PLONK!!!!!!

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stoutman wrote:

Rumpty,

Can you feel this? PLONK!!!!!!


LOL!

Dave

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What's a "spell-checker"? Tom

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Tue, Nov 15, 2005, 11:42am (EST-3) (David) apparently
has:
snip erectile dysfunction snip woodworking related.

Yes, we're all aware that it's called a "woodie", but that does not
mean it's woodworking related.

You should discuss your condition with your wife, and doctor, not
here.



JOAT
If it ain't broke, don't lend it.
- Red Green

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stoutman wrote:

Rumpty,

Read this again and again: PLONK!


If you have any idea what set him off, please share! :)

(just for my idle curiosity - it's not like I'm going to miss him)

Dave

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"David" wrote in message
...
stoutman wrote:

Rumpty,

Read this again and again: PLONK!
If you have any idea what set him off, please share! :)

(just for my idle curiosity - it's not like I'm going to miss him)

Dave

Inadequate number of neuronal connections. OR Neuronal connections hampered
by excess ethanol.

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Stoutman wrote: Inadequate number of neuronal connections. OR Neuronal
connections hampered
by excess ethanol. Yeah, I get
that way sometimes, too. Tom

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stoutman wrote:
"David" wrote in message
...

stoutman wrote:


Rumpty,

Read this again and again: PLONK!

If you have any idea what set him off, please share! :)

(just for my idle curiosity - it's not like I'm going to miss him)

Dave


Inadequate number of neuronal connections. OR Neuronal connections hampered
by excess ethanol.



LOL!

Seems like a plausible explanation.

Dave

Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

In article , says...
BAD, listen closely......


PLONK!

Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.

Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

tom wrote:
What's a "spell-checker"? Tom


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown

Joe
someone had to do it

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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:42:38 -0800, David wrote:

you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??

Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!

- Matt

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Matt Stachoni wrote:

On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:42:38 -0800, David wrote:


you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??


Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!

- Matt
yeah...but your wife might not! VBG

Dave

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On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:24:53 -0800, David wrote:

you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??


Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!

- Matt
yeah...but your wife might not! VBG

Well, judging from the M/C bills to date, NOPE.

Oh, yeah, she might not be thrilled about some of them other things,
too.

- Matt

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Wed, Nov 16, 2005, 7:26am (Joe*Gorman) rote:
someone had to do it.

LMAO.



JOAT
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.

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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 18:13:00 -0800, tom wrote:

What's a "spell-checker"? Tom


It's a consultation position for witches.

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W Canaday wrote in
m:

What's a "spell-checker"? Tom


It's a consultation position for witches.



Is that so you can practice safe hex?

--
Regards,

JT
Speaking only for myself....

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"Doug Miller" wrote in message
...
In article , says...
BAD, listen closely......


PLONK!

Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.

You mean............. he's W.O.R.S.E.?

B.

Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

If it walks like a duck, it's BAD!


"Doug Miller" wrote in message
...
In article , says...
BAD, listen closely......


PLONK!

Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.

Did you know that as a woodworker...
 

This was written by Norm Vandal. He's the guy who wrote the book on Queen
Anne furniture. He is a H.S. English teacher.
Greg

"Joe Gorman" wrote in message
...
tom wrote:
What's a "spell-checker"? Tom


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown

Joe
someone had to do it