Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
**** like apply glue and paint.

We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her ****ing
dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little **** moving.
All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue on
the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
complaining, whining, and a big mess.

A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.

I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.

BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

John wrote:
Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
**** like apply glue and paint.

We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her ****ing
dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little **** moving.
All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue on
the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
complaining, whining, and a big mess.

A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.

I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.

BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.

Glen

John wrote:
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Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
can't be traced back.
Dave in Fairfax
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"Dave in Fairfax" wrote in message
John wrote:
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Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
can't be traced back.
Dave in Fairfax

.... and what was that you said the other day about DFTFT?

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... and what was that you said the other day about DFTFT?

A good point. Did you forward it to his ISP and the fed?
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Glen wrote in
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John wrote:
Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll
clothing, so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the
woodshop and expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I
figured we'd build a ****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous
stuff, and she would do lame **** like apply glue and paint.

We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do
anything so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed
her ****ing dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the
little **** moving. All she would do is stand there, with her arms
crossed and pouting. But I figured that was the best I could expect
from her, so I got started on the damn bird house. I made her watch
everything. Then I made her put glue on the edges of some of the
pieces, which went about as well as expected -- complaining, whining,
and a big mess.

A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the
shop. My daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door
shut. Yeesh.

I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when
she hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to
be her only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell
with woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting
some of HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow
flattery.

BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.

Glen

I don't see how my ****ing attitude would have a goddamn thing to do with
hers. I blame it on her mom.

Dave in Fairfax wrote in news:42FB3B74.256400D7
@fairfax.com:

John wrote:
snip

Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
can't be traced back.
Dave in Fairfax

Interesting that you think teaching a child how to build a bird house is
abusive.

You must have had a traumatic experience with a table saw when you were a
lad.

I read through most of this expecting a punchline. I don't suppose the
crosspost to 'fam.woodworking' is a clue to his true motive.

In any case this guy is a piece of work.

RonB

geeez.....fish on!


"RonB" wrote in message
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I read through most of this expecting a punchline. I don't suppose the
crosspost to 'fam.woodworking' is a clue to his true motive.

In any case this guy is a piece of work.

RonB

Hello,

Language was a little bit abusive, even for someone just venting out and
being ****ed off, but I had a good laugh :-)

cyrille


"John" wrote in message
. ..
Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
**** like apply glue and paint.

We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her ****ing
dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little **** moving.
All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue
on
the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
complaining, whining, and a big mess.

A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.

I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.

BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

I can not quite pin point it but I see you as one or several of the
following.

1. You are a troll.
2. Generally your child will act just like you.
3. You are an ungrateful SOB and God let you have children despite your
personality.
4. You have had 6 years to raise and learn to hate your daughter.

I could go on but you probably already realize what you really are. With a
lot of hard work you may change for the better.


"John" wrote in message
. ..
Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
**** like apply glue and paint.

We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her ****ing
dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little **** moving.
All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue
on
the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
complaining, whining, and a big mess.

A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.

I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.

BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

Obvious troll guys.

Quit responding.

Why would you respond to this jackass anyway?

Robert

"Glen" wrote in message
nk.net...
John wrote:
Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll
clothing, so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the
woodshop and expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured
we'd build a ****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she
would do lame **** like apply glue and paint.

I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.


Do'nt you guys recognize a troll when you see one?

What does that say about your own levels of childraising?

Bjarte

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Obvious troll guys.

Quit responding.

Why would you respond to this jackass anyway?

Robert


Seems as though you added your name to the list, right under mine.

"Dave in Fairfax" wrote in message

Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
can't be traced back.

I just figured he was trolling and not worth the bother.

Bruce,

Have you ever collected your $500 for SPAM? If so, I'm changing my
signature line!!!

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On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:20:33 GMT, "Bjarte Runderheim"
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"Glen" wrote in message
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John wrote:
Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll
clothing, so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the
woodshop and expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured
we'd build a ****ing bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she
would do lame **** like apply glue and paint.

I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.


Do'nt you guys recognize a troll when you see one?

What does that say about your own levels of childraising?

Bjarte


I thought it WAS a great parody, in the spirit of Swift's "A
modest proposal", and got quite a laugh out of it. Shucks,
considering some of the joyous moments I see with my sister's kids,
I thought it was understated at times.
Especially the stubborn poutiness of the girl *smile*.
Regards
Dave Mundt