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Dear Friends:

Greetings: I am a retired attorney. A few years ago a man
came to me with a letter. He asked me to verify the fact that this was
legal to do. I told him I would review it and get back to him. When I
first read the letter my client brought me, I thought it was some
"off-the-wall" idea to make money. A week and a half later we met in my
office to discuss the issue. I told him the letter he originally
brought me was not 100% legal. My client then asked me to alter it to
make it perfectly legal. I asked him to make one small change in the
letter. I was still curious about the letter, so he explained to me how
it works. I thought it seemed like a long shot, so I decided against
participating. But before my client left, I asked him to keep me
updated on his results. About two months later, he called me to tell me
he had received over $800,000 in cash. I didn't believe him, so he
asked me to try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it
for a couple of days and decided I really didn't have anything to lose,
so I asked him for a copy of the letter. I followed the instructions
exactly, mailed 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started coming
in! It arrived slowly at first but coming in nonetheless. I kept a
precise record of the earnings, and in the end, it totaled $978,493! I
could hardly believe it. I met with my friend for lunch to find out
exactly how it worked. He told me there are quite a few similar letters
around, but this one is different because there are six names at the
end of the letter, not five like some others. This fact alone results
in your name being in far more returns. The other fact was the help I
gave him, making sure the whole thing was legal, since no one wants to
take the risk of doing something illegal.

By now you are surely curious to know what small changes to make. If
you sent a letter like this one out, in order to be completely legal,
you must actually sell something in order to receive a dollar in
return. So when you send a dollar to each of the names on the list, you
must include these words, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST" and
include your name and address. This is the key to the program. The item
you will receive for the dollar you sent to the six people below is the
letter. At the time I first tried this idea, I was earning a good
living as a lawyer. But everyone in the legal profession will tell you
there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself if
things worked out, I would retire from my practice and play golf. I
decided to try the
letter again, but this time I sent 500 copies. Three months later, I
had totaled $2,341,178! Here are a few reasons a person might give for
not trying this program: Some people think they can never make a lot of
money with anything this simple. Some are afraid they will be ridiculed
for trying Some dream of large sums of money, but do nothing to
actually achieve it. Some are just plain lazy. Some are afraid of
losing their investment. They think this program is designed to beat
them out of a few dollars. The system works if you will just try it.
But you must follow the simple instructions EXACTLY, and in less than
three months, you will receive $800,000 GUARANTEED! Keep what you are
doing to yourself for awhile. Many will tell you it won't work and will
try to talk you out of your dreams. Let them know of your success after
it works.

LETTERS FROM PARTICIPANTS IN THIS PROGRAM:

Larry McMahon, Norfolk, VA Six months ago, I received this letter and
ignored it. Five more came within a period of time and I ignored them
also. I was tempted, but I was convinced that they were just a Hoax.
After three weeks of deliberating, I decided to give it a try (not
expecting much). Two weeks went by and nothing happened. The fourth
week was unbelievable! I can't say I received $800,000 but I received
$400,000. For the first time in years, I am debt free. I am doing this
again, only this time starting with 500 posts.

INSTRUCTIONS: Immediately send $1.00 to each of the six people on the
list at the end of this letter. Wrap the dollar bill in a note saying
"Please add me to your mailing list" and include your name and address.
Copy this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place
your cursor at the top of the page, hold it and drag it all the way
down to the end of the letter. Then click on "edit" and select "copy".
Now open up a notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at the
top of the page in the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste'
and it will copy the letter for you onto your computer. Remove the name
next to the #1 on the list and move the rest of the names up one
position (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etc.....) Then place your name
in the #6 position. Then save it, make sure it is saved as a txt. file.
This is very a very important step! When you have completed the
instructions, take this letter and then go to
(Google,Yahoo,Craigslist...) and type in (Money Making Message-board,
or POST NEW MESSAGE OR JUST TYPE POST MESSAGE(THIS IS MUCH EASIER AND
FASTER),...) and start posting your copy to 200 message boards, or more
this is only the minimum, you can post as much as you like...The more
copies you send the better the results. Keep a copy of this letter so
you can use it a second time. Post it out again in six months, but Post
it with the addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work better
the second time. NOTE: This service is 100% legal - (Refer to title 18
section 1302 of the U.S. Postal & lottery laws) How does it work? When
you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will
respond and send you a $1.00. ($15.00) Those 15 will Post 200 Posts
each and 225 people send you $1.00 ($225.00) Those 225 people Post 200
Posts each and 3,375 people send you $1.00
($3,375.00) Those 3,375 people will post 200 posts each and 50,625
people send you $1.00 ($50,625.00) Those 50,625 people will post 200
posts each and 759,375 people send you $1.00 ($759,375.00) At this
point your name drops off the list, but so far you have received
$813,615.00. P.S. When your money begins to come in, give the first 10%
to charity with spirit and share a good fortune!

Johnathon Stolzenberg 930 W. 35th Place Chicago IL, 60609
Craig Woods 8921 W. Courtland Ave. Milwaukee, WI 53225
Carrie Arashiba PO Box 14968 Minneapolis, MN 55414
Marc Harris 309 East 108th St. #3G, New York, NY 10029
Vanessa Millette 131 Treadway Lane Londonderry, NH 03053
Eric Robb 431A Watson St. Monterey Ca. 93940


This really, really, works! I tried it once and I'm doing it again.
First to be honest I only posted 145 posts and I didn't receive a lot
only $6,689.00 in 3 months, at least this means that it really works,
so this time I'm posting 604 posts and I've got so far in 2 months
$15,640.00 this is really like a dream come true. So go on and try
it...
trust me, you've got nothing to lose.... Important tip - Cover money by
paper fully by which it can not been seen in light, because postal
employees do cheat some times....ok. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. THE PLAN IS
SO SIMPLE, IT'S ELEGANT. DO NOT DELAY. START RIGHT NOW! YOUR RISK IS
ABOUT $6 AS I SEE IT. THIS IS A LEGIMATE BUSINESS VENTURE THAT RESULTS
IN TAXABLE INCOME. BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER IF
YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH BECOMING WEALTHY! GOOD LUCK.

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You are a liar and a fraud. If you were a lawyer you were a shyster lawyer.
I home no woodworkers are foolish enough to be scammed by you.


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Dear Friends:

Greetings: I am a retired attorney. A few years ago a man
came to me with a letter. He asked me to verify the fact that this was
legal to do. I told him I would review it and get back to him. When I
first read the letter my client brought me, I thought it was some
"off-the-wall" idea to make money. A week and a half later we met in my
office to discuss the issue. I told him the letter he originally
brought me was not 100% legal. My client then asked me to alter it to
make it perfectly legal. I asked him to make one small change in the
letter. I was still curious about the letter, so he explained to me how
it works. I thought it seemed like a long shot, so I decided against
participating. But before my client left, I asked him to keep me
updated on his results. About two months later, he called me to tell me
he had received over $800,000 in cash. I didn't believe him, so he
asked me to try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it
for a couple of days and decided I really didn't have anything to lose,
so I asked him for a copy of the letter. I followed the instructions
exactly, mailed 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started coming
in! It arrived slowly at first but coming in nonetheless. I kept a
precise record of the earnings, and in the end, it totaled $978,493! I
could hardly believe it. I met with my friend for lunch to find out
exactly how it worked. He told me there are quite a few similar letters
around, but this one is different because there are six names at the
end of the letter, not five like some others. This fact alone results
in your name being in far more returns. The other fact was the help I
gave him, making sure the whole thing was legal, since no one wants to
take the risk of doing something illegal.

By now you are surely curious to know what small changes to make. If
you sent a letter like this one out, in order to be completely legal,
you must actually sell something in order to receive a dollar in
return. So when you send a dollar to each of the names on the list, you
must include these words, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST" and
include your name and address. This is the key to the program. The item
you will receive for the dollar you sent to the six people below is the
letter. At the time I first tried this idea, I was earning a good
living as a lawyer. But everyone in the legal profession will tell you
there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself if
things worked out, I would retire from my practice and play golf. I
decided to try the
letter again, but this time I sent 500 copies. Three months later, I
had totaled $2,341,178! Here are a few reasons a person might give for
not trying this program: Some people think they can never make a lot of
money with anything this simple. Some are afraid they will be ridiculed
for trying Some dream of large sums of money, but do nothing to
actually achieve it. Some are just plain lazy. Some are afraid of
losing their investment. They think this program is designed to beat
them out of a few dollars. The system works if you will just try it.
But you must follow the simple instructions EXACTLY, and in less than
three months, you will receive $800,000 GUARANTEED! Keep what you are
doing to yourself for awhile. Many will tell you it won't work and will
try to talk you out of your dreams. Let them know of your success after
it works.

LETTERS FROM PARTICIPANTS IN THIS PROGRAM:

Larry McMahon, Norfolk, VA Six months ago, I received this letter and
ignored it. Five more came within a period of time and I ignored them
also. I was tempted, but I was convinced that they were just a Hoax.
After three weeks of deliberating, I decided to give it a try (not
expecting much). Two weeks went by and nothing happened. The fourth
week was unbelievable! I can't say I received $800,000 but I received
$400,000. For the first time in years, I am debt free. I am doing this
again, only this time starting with 500 posts.

INSTRUCTIONS: Immediately send $1.00 to each of the six people on the
list at the end of this letter. Wrap the dollar bill in a note saying
"Please add me to your mailing list" and include your name and address.
Copy this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place
your cursor at the top of the page, hold it and drag it all the way
down to the end of the letter. Then click on "edit" and select "copy".
Now open up a notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at the
top of the page in the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste'
and it will copy the letter for you onto your computer. Remove the name
next to the #1 on the list and move the rest of the names up one
position (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etc.....) Then place your name
in the #6 position. Then save it, make sure it is saved as a txt. file.
This is very a very important step! When you have completed the
instructions, take this letter and then go to
(Google,Yahoo,Craigslist...) and type in (Money Making Message-board,
or POST NEW MESSAGE OR JUST TYPE POST MESSAGE(THIS IS MUCH EASIER AND
FASTER),...) and start posting your copy to 200 message boards, or more
this is only the minimum, you can post as much as you like...The more
copies you send the better the results. Keep a copy of this letter so
you can use it a second time. Post it out again in six months, but Post
it with the addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work better
the second time. NOTE: This service is 100% legal - (Refer to title 18
section 1302 of the U.S. Postal & lottery laws) How does it work? When
you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will
respond and send you a $1.00. ($15.00) Those 15 will Post 200 Posts
each and 225 people send you $1.00 ($225.00) Those 225 people Post 200
Posts each and 3,375 people send you $1.00
($3,375.00) Those 3,375 people will post 200 posts each and 50,625
people send you $1.00 ($50,625.00) Those 50,625 people will post 200
posts each and 759,375 people send you $1.00 ($759,375.00) At this
point your name drops off the list, but so far you have received
$813,615.00. P.S. When your money begins to come in, give the first 10%
to charity with spirit and share a good fortune!

Johnathon Stolzenberg 930 W. 35th Place Chicago IL, 60609
Craig Woods 8921 W. Courtland Ave. Milwaukee, WI 53225
Carrie Arashiba PO Box 14968 Minneapolis, MN 55414
Marc Harris 309 East 108th St. #3G, New York, NY 10029
Vanessa Millette 131 Treadway Lane Londonderry, NH 03053
Eric Robb 431A Watson St. Monterey Ca. 93940


This really, really, works! I tried it once and I'm doing it again.
First to be honest I only posted 145 posts and I didn't receive a lot
only $6,689.00 in 3 months, at least this means that it really works,
so this time I'm posting 604 posts and I've got so far in 2 months
$15,640.00 this is really like a dream come true. So go on and try
it...
trust me, you've got nothing to lose.... Important tip - Cover money by
paper fully by which it can not been seen in light, because postal
employees do cheat some times....ok. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. THE PLAN IS
SO SIMPLE, IT'S ELEGANT. DO NOT DELAY. START RIGHT NOW! YOUR RISK IS
ABOUT $6 AS I SEE IT. THIS IS A LEGIMATE BUSINESS VENTURE THAT RESULTS
IN TAXABLE INCOME. BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER IF
YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH BECOMING WEALTHY! GOOD LUCK.



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"George" wrote in message
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You are a liar and a fraud. If you were a lawyer you were a shyster
lawyer.
I home no woodworkers are foolish enough to be scammed by you.

I can see sending the letters out (where it not illegal...). It might make
some money, costs little, what the hell.

But why would you send anyone money? You don't get anything for it, so why
do it? And why not change all the names to family members? Why should
those other turkeys get money off your mailing?

I just don't get it.


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On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 18:59:45 -0400, George wrote:
You are a liar and a fraud. If you were a lawyer you were a shyster lawyer.
I home no woodworkers are foolish enough to be scammed by you.


Big favor, George? Could you please not repost spam? It got cancelled
before it got to many newsservers, but your repost got the message
around all that effort. I'm sure that wasn't your intent.

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