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rec.woodworking ANTI-FAQ Part 3 of 10 - Tool Maintenance
3. TOOL MAINTENANCE
3.1 HOW DO I ALIGN MY TABLESAW You first need to find the null axis of the warp or centroid of the cycloid of rotation. Note that the cycloid is adibiatic or asymptotically free. Be careful not to introduce a modulus of coefficients of dynamic dependant variables. Shag carpet works best 'cause it minimizes the saggita on your straightedge. You can use interference fringes or an auto-collimator. This will allow you to adjust your table saw to make cuts accurate to a gazillionth of an inch. Or you can use a dial indicator on a stick that fits in your mitre (miter, Floyd) gauge (guage, Dave) slot. 3.2 HOW DO I FIX SLIPPING BITS IN MY SEARS ROUTER? This is Steve Wallace's method, which I've used successfully. Obtain a 1/4" eyescrew about 2 inches long. Tighten it in the chuck very tightly. This is assembly A. Mix one bag of concrete mix with enough water to obtain a consistency like peanut butter. Place assembly A in the box that your new PC 690 came in, with the eye screw sticking out of the box. Fill the box, with assembly A inside, to the rim with the concrete that you mixed previously. Allow the concrete to set at least 8 hours. Attach several feet of chain to the eyescrew. Tie a 50 foot rope to the chain. To use, tie the loose end of the rope to your boat. Chuck it over the side when you get to you favourite (favorite, Keefer) fishin' area. 3.3 HOW DO I TENSION A BANDSAW BLADE? I don't know, but, apparently, if you get flutter it's got something to do with being hysterical or maybe you need a hysterectomy. 3.4 WHAT BASIC SHOP SAFETY PRECAUTIONS SHOULD I TAKE? Ernie Jurick offered the following sensible advice: After reading all the hazard and safety information that comes with power tools these days, I've decided that the safest approach is to not even plug them in. Most of them I leave in the box. Right now my table saw is a dandy coffee table. Also, to be on the safe side, I've ground the sharp edges off all planes, chisels and saws. My hammers are attached to the workbench with lengths of chain (plastic) to prevent them from being raised more than 6", thereby minimizing impacts from missed blows. Not that I would ever use nails, the lethal pointy little devils! To prevent vision damage I keep my eyes closed whenever I'm in the shop, and to protect my lungs I never inhale. Needless to say there's no electricity. The only wood I use is balsa, which I can shape with my fingernails and teeth. I also wear an aluminium foil beanie with full frontal- and temporal-lobe brain protection in case the Voices tell me to do bad things with pliers. 3.5 HOW DO I KEEP MY SAFETY GLASSES CLEAN? You don't really need safety glasses, they are a real pain, fogging up and getting full of sawdust so you can't see through them. Might as well be blind, so why bother. Just close your eyes before anything hits them. If you still insist on wearing glasses, the real problem is static electricity keeping the dust on. This is a very dangerous condition. Not only does the dust make you unable to see through the glasses, but the static electricity might build up enough to arc and create sparks which ignite the sawdust in the air and blow your face off and your workshop to smithereens. This actually happens a lot, just like with PVC pipe in dust collection systems. So you need to ground safety glasses by wrapping them with lots of copper wire and plug in the wire into a wall outlet. Don't forget to run the ground wire inside _and_ outside! Metal glasses also work. 3.6 WHY IS MY TAPE MEASURE INACCURATE? On most tape measures, the rivets attaching the hook to the tape always seem to come loose. You'd figure someone like Starrett would find a fix to this. You need to lay your tape on the vice (vise, Keeter) and smack the rivets with a ball peen hammer or a punch, after pushing the tip back in. And while you're at it take a close look at the 1/2 dozen or so other tapes you've got laying around the house & shop. 3.7 HOW DO I PREVENT MY TOOLS FROM RUSTING? Buy aluminium (Yes Jon, that is the correct spelling!) tools, you fool! Aluminium table saws don't rust. Plus aluminium tools are usually cheaper. If you're a rich yuppie ******* ETS, you could also buy brass or bronze hand-tools. 3.8 HOW DO I REMOVE RUST FROM MY TOOLS? If you haven't listened to #3.7, a belt sander (sandre, David) with a coarse grit (60 or 80) will work just fine. It also is useful for bringing antique tools back to their pristine original condition. Angle grinders (grindres, Jeff) might work better on curved surfaces. 3.9 WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE SCRATCH/STAIN ON MY BRAND NEW $2,000 BLURFL? Most of us will understand your total state of despair. Any scratch will make the machine completely useless for its intended purpose. Your best bet is to drop a few hundred on getting it reground at a machine shop. That is the only way to get that jointer/tablesaw top back to its pristine condition. After that you might want to polish it up with pumice and green compound & jeweller's rouge so that you can see yourself in it. Just like chisels or plane blades, it won't work properly if you don't. You should learn from your mistake and keep your machines covered at all times, except when you are showing off your shop to your buddies or relatives, or taking pictures for your web site. Do not ever, I repeat, not ever, use the machines. Like famous artwork, Gucci shoes or Rolex watches, expensive woodworking machines are there only to impress others: the reality is that nobody on this group ever uses them. People who actually use tools buy Sears. 3.10 HOW DO I CLEAN MY SAW BLADES/ROUTER BITS? Muriatic acid. If it works on concrete it'll work on anything, including stubborn resin. Just make sure to pour the acid in the water. (or is it the other way round?) Besides, it's pretty safe and natural as your stomach makes it all the time. |
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