About that tsunami.
 

You people stop deluging me with emails asking me what do I think about
the tsunami. I have some strong feelings about the tsunami, as we all
do, but I need to juxtapose my own views with scripture before I just
come out and say something that would make me look foolish. As we
speak, I have a team of researchers poring over the ancient biblical
texts to find examples of God hating poor people. This isn't easy
work folks. All I can advise at this point is to ignore what you hear
about "tectonic plates". That kind of science just doesn't coexist with
the Bible. Clearly God was stretching after a long day of smiting and
knocked over his glass of water. It's just like when I was knee high to
a grasshopper and the thunder would scare me. Granny Kyder would tell
me it was just God bowling. This was later proven to be true by Carl
Sagan. So just relax folks.

I want to speak freely with you about this. However I feel it would
not be in my best interest until I have all the facts. Rest assured as
soon as I fully understand what I am dealing with you will be among the
first to know the rest of the story. I just don't want to rush into
this before I have a good grasp of the situation. Then the people
closest to me, business associates, family and of course the people of
AMR will get full disclosure from me. Thank you all for your support.
God Bless
Al Kyder

On 29 Dec 2004 16:56:18 -0800, wrote:

You people stop deluging me with emails asking me what do I think about
the tsunami. I have some strong feelings about the tsunami, as we all
do, but I need to juxtapose my own views with scripture before I just
come out and say something that would make me look foolish. As we
speak, I have a team of researchers poring over the ancient biblical
texts to find examples of God hating poor people. This isn't easy
work folks. All I can advise at this point is to ignore what you hear
about "tectonic plates". That kind of science just doesn't coexist with
the Bible. Clearly God was stretching after a long day of smiting and
knocked over his glass of water. It's just like when I was knee high to
a grasshopper and the thunder would scare me. Granny Kyder would tell
me it was just God bowling. This was later proven to be true by Carl
Sagan. So just relax folks.

I want to speak freely with you about this. However I feel it would
not be in my best interest until I have all the facts. Rest assured as
soon as I fully understand what I am dealing with you will be among the
first to know the rest of the story. I just don't want to rush into
this before I have a good grasp of the situation. Then the people
closest to me, business associates, family and of course the people of
AMR will get full disclosure from me. Thank you all for your support.
God Bless
Al Kyder

You're kidding, of course... right?
Aut inveniam viam aut faciam

al, i was going to reply to this, but you know it's realy not worth it.

wrote:

You people stop deluging me with emails asking me what do I think about
the tsunami. I have some strong feelings about the tsunami, as we all
do, but I need to juxtapose my own views with scripture before I just
come out and say something that would make me look foolish. As we
speak, I have a team of researchers poring over the ancient biblical
texts to find examples of God hating poor people. This isn't easy
work folks. All I can advise at this point is to ignore what you hear
about "tectonic plates". That kind of science just doesn't coexist with
the Bible. Clearly God was stretching after a long day of smiting and
knocked over his glass of water. It's just like when I was knee high to
a grasshopper and the thunder would scare me. Granny Kyder would tell
me it was just God bowling. This was later proven to be true by Carl
Sagan. So just relax folks.

I want to speak freely with you about this. However I feel it would
not be in my best interest until I have all the facts. Rest assured as
soon as I fully understand what I am dealing with you will be among the
first to know the rest of the story. I just don't want to rush into
this before I have a good grasp of the situation. Then the people
closest to me, business associates, family and of course the people of
AMR will get full disclosure from me. Thank you all for your support.
God Bless
Al Kyder

In article , Prometheus wrote:
On 29 Dec 2004 16:56:18 -0800, wrote:
[a bunch of crap, as usual]

You're kidding, of course... right?

Bad enough that you're feeding the troll; did you have to quote his *entire*
post, too? Idiot.

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In article a2LAd.35244$dv1.34318@edtnps89, Ralph wrote:
al, i was going to reply to this, but you know it's realy not worth it.

So why did you bother reposting all of it? Idiot.

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In article _OOAd.24121$h.4062@trnddc04, Lobby Dosser wrote:
(Doug Miller) wrote:

In article a2LAd.35244$dv1.34318@edtnps89, Ralph
wrote:
al, i was going to reply to this, but you know it's realy not worth
it.

So why did you bother reposting all of it? Idiot.

Some folks are newish here. Perhaps you're one.

Try again. Been mostly lurking, and occasionally posting, here for six or
seven years at least. Certainly a lot longer than "Al Kyder" has been
infesting this group, and certainly long enough to recognize his offensive,
idiotic posts as the trolls that they are.

And even a newbie, with just a smidgen of common sense, should realize the
stupidity of quoting an *entire* post while simultaneously complaining about
its content.

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Don't you have ebay stuff to sell?



Doug Miller wrote:


Bad enough that you're feeding the troll; did you have to quote his *entire*
post, too? Idiot.


Opps, now I did it.

Because I also like baiting the SA anti trolls that use every post as an
advertisment. IDIOT!

Doug Miller wrote:
In article a2LAd.35244$dv1.34318@edtnps89, Ralph wrote:

al, i was going to reply to this, but you know it's realy not worth it.


So why did you bother reposting all of it? Idiot.

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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 04:37:12 GMT, (Doug Miller)
wrote:

In article , Prometheus wrote:
On 29 Dec 2004 16:56:18 -0800, wrote:
[a bunch of crap, as usual]

You're kidding, of course... right?

Bad enough that you're feeding the troll; did you have to quote his *entire*
post, too? Idiot.

Gentlemen may disagree without being disagreeable. How about we
leave the namecalling to the denizens of "The Wreck". Makes it a lot
more pleasant here.


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September 11, 2001 - Never Forget

On 29 Dec 2004 16:56:18 -0800, wrote:

I have a team of researchers poring over the ancient biblical
texts to find examples of God hating poor people.

Uhhh, Al, I think God's aim is better than that. Besides a few tens
of thousands of poor people, he took out a BUNCH of rich European and
American tourists, as well.


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September 11, 2001 - Never Forget

"Doug Miller" wrote in message
m...
In article _OOAd.24121$h.4062@trnddc04, Lobby Dosser
wrote:
(Doug Miller) wrote:

In article a2LAd.35244$dv1.34318@edtnps89, Ralph
wrote:
al, i was going to reply to this, but you know it's realy not worth
it.

So why did you bother reposting all of it? Idiot.

Some folks are newish here. Perhaps you're one.

Try again. Been mostly lurking, and occasionally posting, here for six or
seven years at least. Certainly a lot longer than "Al Kyder" has been
infesting this group, and certainly long enough to recognize his
offensive,
idiotic posts as the trolls that they are.

And even a newbie, with just a smidgen of common sense, should realize the
stupidity of quoting an *entire* post while simultaneously complaining
about
its content.

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Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

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On 29 Dec 2004 16:56:18 -0800, wrote:

You people stop deluging me with emails asking me what do I think about
the tsunami. I have some strong feelings about the tsunami, as we all
do, but I need to juxtapose my own views with scripture before I just
come out and say something that would make me look foolish. As we
speak, I have a team of researchers poring over the ancient biblical
texts to find examples of God hating poor people
--snip--

I don't really think it's about hating poor folks. He had just
finished his new residential wing, and needed about 100K folk to get
it looking "lived in"

He took quite a lot of rich Europeans, Brits and Aussies as well. He
has a balanced approach.

Barry Lennox