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A forest sued me for using it's wood !
The tree lawyers want the death sentence for tree murder !
What can I do now? |
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Take another haldol, or maybe two, and go back to bed. And I mean that in
the nicest way "Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message m... The tree lawyers want the death sentence for tree murder ! What can I do now? |
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(Hans-Marc Olsen) writes:
The tree lawyers want the death sentence for tree murder ! What can I do now? Die like a man, ya wuss. Tom Work at your leisure! |
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counter sue the forest for not keeping you warm.
counter sue the forest for not delivering itself to your lathe. plant a tree for every cord of wood you turn. plant an exotic tree every time you use some. fertilize the forest. use extortion; "convince" the forest to grow weird figure and you "promise" you won't burn it. I give. rich "Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message m... The tree lawyers want the death sentence for tree murder ! What can I do now? |
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