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Goedjn
 
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Maybe they _didn't_ breathe "fire", they just had toxic breath ?



According to Le Guin, dragons were the only creatures that could lie
in the Old Speech. So maybe you're right.


A base canard.

Dragons love stories, riddle-games, and kenning. If you're
not smart enough to figure out (or even notice) the metaphor,
who's fault is that?

--Goedjn (Why is (er. was) this on alt.home.repair?

It's not really lying, it's creative embellishment designed to lend
artistic versimilitude to an otherwise bald, and unconvincing
narrative.






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A base canard.


A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they think of next.

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In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.
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A base canard.



A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they think of next.

Gerbilators?
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A base canard.



A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they think of next.


Warren - the name of a man with rabbits up his bum.

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A base canard.



A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they think
of next.

Gerbilators?

Armourdildos.

--
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.




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A base canard.


A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they think
of next.


Gerbilators?


Armourdildos.

'Pork you' Pines?
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from The Natural Philosopher contains these words:

A base canard.
A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they think
of next.
Gerbilators?

Armourdildos.

'Pork you' Pines?

Mounting Goat.

--
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.


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Guy King wrote:
The message
from The Natural Philosopher contains these words:

A base canard.
A specially bred duck for stuffing up your bum? What will they
think of next.
Gerbilators?
Armourdildos.

'Pork you' Pines?

Mounting Goat.

Aarsevark?

--
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pang,
and Ni-wom!


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