"My Dogs...

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.

Is this a great country or what!"



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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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"My Dogs...

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.

I can't make the words match the tune, am I missing something?

And that dear reader is the very blinkered attitude of many Americans
today, particularly the rich republican ones.

Brian

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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
"My Dogs...

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.

Is this a great country or what!"



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WOKE is an acronym... Without Originality, Knowledge or Education.