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Cynic[_2_] May 22nd 19 05:26 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

The Natural Philosopher[_2_] May 22nd 19 05:48 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Put the outside tap in a metal safe with a key..

https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/High-Securi...fe/16026507040

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GB May 22nd 19 06:19 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve.


Just to ask the bleeding obvious, the inside valve can't be moved/ add a
second valve lower down/ buy her a step stool?


I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.


I expect a triangular tap head will defeat the local yoofs. Given that
the downside risk is say £10 worth of water, is it worth doing anything
more complicated until you've tried that?



Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?



Harry Bloomfield[_3_] May 22nd 19 06:30 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
Cynic wrote :
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the
local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have
taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a
collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need
watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and
can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was
operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key
operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle
lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Could you not take the top handle off the tap and keep it inside?

Dennis@home May 22nd 19 06:55 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering. The cleaning
lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't
reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was
operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only
key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple,
square/triangle lockshield types. Does anyone know if what I'm
seeking is available?


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Water-Block.../dp/B003DZUOWS

or similar?

robert May 22nd 19 06:56 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Install a remote Stop Tap , Screwfix sell the Surestop one, where it is
easily accessible by the cleaning person and others.

Dennis@home May 22nd 19 07:05 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 18:55, dennis@home wrote:
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering. The cleaning
lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't
reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was
operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only
key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple,
square/triangle lockshield types. Does anyone know if what I'm
seeking is available?


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Water-Block.../dp/B003DZUOWS


or similar?



https://floodcheck.co.uk/product/flo...al-easy-reset/

harry May 22nd 19 07:13 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On Wednesday, 22 May 2019 17:26:15 UTC+1, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Give her a box to stand on.

ARW May 22nd 19 08:05 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 18:19, GB wrote:
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through
the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve.


Just to ask the bleeding obvious, the inside valve can't be moved/ add a
second valve lower down/ buy her a step stool?



Buy her a step stool?

Cost of the H&S course for her to use one?

Second hand milk/beer crates are of course free and when turned up
upside down make a stable platform for someone to stand on.



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Mr Pounder Esquire May 22nd 19 08:21 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that will grow
in my front flower beds.



ARW May 22nd 19 08:32 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that will grow
in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?

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alan_m May 22nd 19 09:02 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


http://www.surestop.co.uk/owners/ss-15-rpl/


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Jim K.. May 22nd 19 09:21 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
ARW Wrote in message:
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that will grow
in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


(Weeds)
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Mr Pounder Esquire May 22nd 19 09:49 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
Jim K.. wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very
tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that
will grow in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


(Weeds)


Yes. But after 7 years of humiliation in my garden, these grew from seeds
and look very nice. The lady down the road was so impressed that she wants
to shag me.



Jim K.. May 22nd 19 10:01 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
"Mr Pounder Esquire" Wrote in message:
Jim K.. wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very
tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that
will grow in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


(Weeds)


Yes. But after 7 years of humiliation in my garden, these grew from seeds
and look very nice. The lady down the road was so impressed that she wants
to shag me.




You been smoking then weeds?
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[email protected] May 22nd 19 10:40 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On Wednesday, May 22, 2019 at 5:26:15 PM UTC+1, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Replace the tap with a pushdown tap. Then only a set amount can be dispensed and water is still availiable for anyone that needs it.

Philip

Dennis@home May 22nd 19 10:57 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 21:49, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Jim K.. wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very
tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that
will grow in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


(Weeds)


Yes. But after 7 years of humiliation in my garden, these grew from seeds
and look very nice. The lady down the road was so impressed that she wants
to shag me.



The blind women or is she on drugs?


Rod Speed May 23rd 19 02:30 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 


"ARW" wrote in message
...
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that will
grow
in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


One that bites.


Peeler[_3_] May 23rd 19 07:23 AM

Lonely Psychopathic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert!
 
On Thu, 23 May 2019 11:30:05 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


WTF is a wildflower?


One that bites.


Please, spare everyone your senile attempts at "humour", senile pest!

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DerbyBorn[_5_] May 23rd 19 08:20 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 




Of greater concern should be the damage to the property footings - and in
witnter to the brickwork..

Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp Esq[_2_] May 23rd 19 08:27 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On Wed, 22 May 2019 20:05:27 +0100, ARW
wrote:

On 22/05/2019 18:19, GB wrote:
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through
the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve.


Just to ask the bleeding obvious, the inside valve can't be moved/ add a
second valve lower down/ buy her a step stool?



Buy her a step stool?

Cost of the H&S course for her to use one?

Second hand milk/beer crates are of course free and when turned up
upside down make a stable platform for someone to stand on.


Bloody unprofessional ARW

What's up with empty cable reels?

I believe the 19th edition will make it mandatory to increase the
inner spool size to aid stability.

AB


Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp Esq[_2_] May 23rd 19 08:29 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On Wed, 22 May 2019 20:51:53 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Wed, 22 May 2019 20:32:20 +0100, ARW
wrote:

On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that will grow
in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


A flower that grows naturally in the wild, perhaps?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildflower


One that has been taken one stage beyond irritated!

AB

Cynic[_2_] May 23rd 19 09:09 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
Thanks everyone, the surestop sounds like a good solution at a reasonable cost.

Peter Parry May 23rd 19 09:52 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On Wed, 22 May 2019 09:26:11 -0700 (PDT), Cynic
wrote:

My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taplock-Out.../dp/B003YL4SOQ

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Other-Locka...JNQRCY5ACG0C2N

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Outdoor-G...-/302931334376


Tim Watts[_5_] May 23rd 19 10:00 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


You can get bibtaps with removable handles for exactly this situation.

Like this:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lockshield-...dp/B00CMAPQ5U/

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Steve Walker[_5_] May 23rd 19 10:33 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 23/05/2019 09:52, Peter Parry wrote:
On Wed, 22 May 2019 09:26:11 -0700 (PDT), Cynic
wrote:

My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taplock-Out.../dp/B003YL4SOQ

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Other-Locka...JNQRCY5ACG0C2N

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Outdoor-G...-/302931334376


Isn't it all overkill though? A simple removeable handle is surely
enough - if they really want to cause trouble they will anyway. They
could presumably just unscrew the tap from the back plate?

SteveW



Robin May 23rd 19 11:04 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 20:51, Chris Hogg wrote:
On Wed, 22 May 2019 20:32:20 +0100, ARW
wrote:

On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that will grow
in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


A flower that grows naturally in the wild, perhaps?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildflower


That's traditionally American. British English is "wild flower". Hence
the OED does not recognise "wildflower", and Collins gives the
concatenation only as an "also".

And we are exhorted to think about the dangers of invasive species!



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Brian Gaff May 23rd 19 04:32 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
The problem is one of force to turn it on and off and the weak metal most
keys are made from. Far better to construct a protection device around a
normal tap I think.
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"GB" wrote in message
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On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through
the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all night/weekend
we have taken to turning off a valve inside the building. This year we
have planted a collection of wildflowers and others which until they are
established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall and
can't reach the inside shut off valve.


Just to ask the bleeding obvious, the inside valve can't be moved/ add a
second valve lower down/ buy her a step stool?


I'm thinking if the outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it
would simplify the task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be
able to find are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.


I expect a triangular tap head will defeat the local yoofs. Given that the
downside risk is say £10 worth of water, is it worth doing anything more
complicated until you've tried that?



Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?





Marland May 23rd 19 08:14 PM

Key operated outside water tap
 
ARW wrote:
On 22/05/2019 18:19, GB wrote:
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through
the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve.


Just to ask the bleeding obvious, the inside valve can't be moved/ add a
second valve lower down/ buy her a step stool?



Buy her a step stool?

Cost of the H&S course for her to use one?

Second hand milk/beer crates are of course free and when turned up
upside down make a stable platform for someone to stand on.




I broke an ankle doing that , they were stacked four high in four columns
with a piece of plywood on top.
They were still stable till a twerp came down the corridor with an empty
pallet on a pallet truck
and was too thick too notice that you cant get a 48€ wide pallet through a
40€ inch gap and took out one corner of the pile.

GH


Rod Speed May 24th 19 12:46 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 


"Marland" wrote in message
...
ARW wrote:
On 22/05/2019 18:19, GB wrote:
On 22/05/2019 17:26, Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills through
the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very tall
and can't reach the inside shut off valve.

Just to ask the bleeding obvious, the inside valve can't be moved/ add a
second valve lower down/ buy her a step stool?



Buy her a step stool?

Cost of the H&S course for her to use one?

Second hand milk/beer crates are of course free and when turned up
upside down make a stable platform for someone to stand on.




I broke an ankle doing that , they were stacked four high in four columns
with a piece of plywood on top.
They were still stable till a twerp came down the corridor with an empty
pallet on a pallet truck
and was too thick too notice that you cant get a 48€ wide pallet through
a
40€ inch gap and took out one corner of the pile.


Unlikely to happen in Cynic's hall.


Peeler[_3_] May 24th 19 07:52 AM

Lonely Psychopathic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert!
 
On Fri, 24 May 2019 09:46:54 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

They were still stable till a twerp came down the corridor with an empty
pallet on a pallet truck
and was too thick too notice that you canÿt get a 48¡ wide pallet through
a
40¡ inch gap and took out one corner of the pile.


Unlikely to happen in Cynic's hall.


If someone wanted a senile asshole's opinion they'd have farted in your
direction, senile Rodent!

--
Sqwertz to Rot Speed:
"This is just a hunch, but I'm betting you're kinda an argumentative
asshole.
MID:

ARW May 25th 19 07:50 AM

Key operated outside water tap
 
On 22/05/2019 21:49, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


Yes. But after 7 years of humiliation in my garden, these grew from seeds
and look very nice. The lady down the road was so impressed that she wants
to shag me.


Then take her out for a drink/meal and then shag her.

--
Adam


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