I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687

On 2019-02-20 12:56 p.m., Commander Kinsey wrote:
I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in
the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687

hurry up and move the garden

On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson",
"Steven ******","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.), the pathological
resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

FLUSH the abnormal Scottish ******'s latest idiotic attention-baiting
bull**** unread again

--
AndyW addressing Birdbrain:
"Troll or idiot?...
You have been presented with a viewpoint with information, reasoning,
historical cases, citations and references to back it up and wilfully
ignore all going back to your idea which has no supporting information."
MID:

--
Phil Lee adressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are too stupid to be wasting oxygen."
MID:

--
Phil Lee describing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I've never seen such misplaced pride in being a ****ing moronic motorist."
MID:

--
Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
MID:

--
Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
MID:

--
DerbyDad03 addressing Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"Frigging Idiot. Get the hell out of my thread."
MID:

--
Kerr Mudd-John about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"It's like arguing with a demented frog."
MID:

--
Mr Pounder Esquire about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"the **** poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and
several parrots living in his hovel."
MID:

--
Rob Morley about Birdbrain:
"He's a perennial idiot"
MID: 20170519215057.56a1f1d4@Mars

--
JoeyDee to Birdbrain
"I apologize for thinking you were a jerk. You're just someone with an IQ
lower than your age, and I accept that as a reason for your comments."
MID: l-september.org

--
Sam Plusnet about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson Sword" LOL):
"He's just desperate to be noticed. Any attention will do, no matter how
negative it may be."
MID:

--
asking Birdbrain:
"What, were you dropped on your head as a child?"
MID:

--
Christie addressing endlessly driveling Birdbrain Macaw (now "James
Wilkinson" LOL):
"What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last
month some time. You're like a dog who's just dug up an old bone they
hid in the garden until they were ready to have another go at it."
MID:

--
Mr Pounder's fitting description of Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are a well known fool, a tosser, a pillock, a stupid unemployable
sponging failure who will always live alone and will die alone. You will not
be missed."
MID:

--
Richard to pathetic ****** Hucker:
"You haven't bred?
Only useful thing you've done in your pathetic existence."
MID:

--
about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
""not the sharpest knife in the drawer"'s parents sure made a serious
mistake having him born alive -- A total waste of oxygen, food, space,
and bandwidth."
MID:

--
Mr Pounder exposing sociopathic Birdbrain:
"You will always be a lonely sociopath living in a ******** with no hot
running water with loads of stinking cats and a few parrots."
MID:

--
francis about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"He seems to have a reputation as someone of limited intelligence"
MID:

--
Peter Moylan about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"If people like JWS didn't exist, we would have to find some other way to
explain the concept of "invincible ignorance"."
MID:

--
Lewis about nym-shifting Birdbrain:
"Typical narcissist troll, thinks his **** is so grand he has the right to
try to force it on everyone."
MID:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

-dan z-



--
Someone who thinks logically provides
a nice contrast to the real world.
(Anonymous)

In article ,
slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in
the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

-dan z-


The UK Highway Code shows the pictorial sign which it interprets as
"Falling or Fallen Rocks".

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

On 2019-02-21 7:18 a.m., charles wrote:
In article ,
slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in
the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

-dan z-


The UK Highway Code shows the pictorial sign which it interprets as
"Falling or Fallen Rocks".


a woman called into a radio show and asked ,
why don't they move the deer crossing signs ,
farther out of town then the deer won't cross ,
so close to the traffic

This reminds me of the sign, Man opening Umbrella we all used to see.

It was supposed to depeict a person digging a pile of sand or something.
Should I start a company to fit air bags to unsafe treees?
Brian

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...
In article ,
slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in
the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

-dan z-


The UK Highway Code shows the pictorial sign which it interprets as
"Falling or Fallen Rocks".

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 09:00:29 -0500, slate_leeper, another mentally deficient
troll-feeding senile idiot, driveled:


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

-dan z-

Obviously on your and his head fell some heavy rocks already! tsk

"%" wrote in message
...
On 2019-02-21 7:18 a.m., charles wrote:
In article ,
slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round
in
the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

-dan z-


The UK Highway Code shows the pictorial sign which it interprets as
"Falling or Fallen Rocks".


a woman called into a radio show and asked ,
why don't they move the deer crossing signs ,
farther out of town then the deer won't cross ,
so close to the traffic

Much more stupid in Canada.

On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

P.S. despite him mentioning New York, you deleted the alt.home.repair group, so he won't see your reply. Doh!

My cousin referred to it as "man wrestling with umbrella".

The woman who designed those admits it looked daft, on an episode of Top Gear. Margaret Calvert - she also pioneered using lower case Ariel font on road signs, making them so much easier to read than say French roadsigns which are still all in capitals.

Apologies for the video clip I'm posting, I know you can't see it: https://youtu.be/pyBrrmDw6-k


On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 15:39:43 -0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

This reminds me of the sign, Man opening Umbrella we all used to see.

It was supposed to depeict a person digging a pile of sand or something.
Should I start a company to fit air bags to unsafe treees?
Brian

On Fri, 22 Feb 2019 05:09:52 +1100, cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rot
Speed blabbered, again:

a woman called into a radio show and asked ,
why don't they move the deer crossing signs ,
farther out of town then the deer won't cross ,
so close to the traffic

Much more stupid in Canada.

What Australia obviously needs is signs warning of senile idiots like you
being allowed to run around freely.

--
The Natural Philosopher about senile Rot:
"Rod speed is not a Brexiteer. He is an Australian troll and arsehole."
Message-ID:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:05:04 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

Yes you can yuo can see they are falling and take another road or evasive action.

On Fri, 22 Feb 2019 05:45:09 -0800 (PST), whisky-depraved, the notorious,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you
about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

Yes you can yuo can see they are falling and take another road or evasive action.

I wish that on BOTH of you driveling idiots would fall a rock finally! tsk

On Fri, 22 Feb 2019 13:45:09 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:05:04 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

Yes you can yuo can see they are falling and take another road or evasive action.

So I see this rock falling and taker the next right? Er....

On Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:43:03 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 22 Feb 2019 13:45:09 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:05:04 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

Yes you can yuo can see they are falling and take another road or evasive action.

So I see this rock falling and taker the next right? Er....

taker any way you want. If the rock isn't falling then there's no hurry is there taker as long as you like.

On Wed, 6 Mar 2019 08:17:24 -0800 (PST), whisky-depraved, the notorious,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:

FLUSH yet more of the two prize idiots' endless idiotic drivel

On Wed, 06 Mar 2019 16:17:24 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Wednesday, 6 March 2019 15:43:03 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 22 Feb 2019 13:45:09 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:05:04 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:00:32 UTC, slate_leeper wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:56:58 -0000, "Commander Kinsey"
wrote:

I've a good mind to phone this guy up and say, "If you can come round in the next two seconds, there's an oak tree falling into my garden."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/f...red/1330651687


New York state does the same thing with road signs: "Watch for falling
rocks."

Yup, look up, not at the road ahead where there might be FALLEN
rocks....

Yes but I;d have thought any drive would be watching the road to see if anyhting in front of him need avioding actual whether rocks that have fell or cars in front.

What people might not know is that rocks could still be falling.

Then again falling could be some sort of word do indicate the onset of autumn. ;-)

But you can't avoid falling rocks, so there's no point in telling you about them, unless you want to turn back and not drive along that road?

Yes you can yuo can see they are falling and take another road or evasive action.

So I see this rock falling and taker the next right? Er....

taker any way you want.

Says the guy who makes 5 spelling mistakes per sentence.

If the rock isn't falling then there's no hurry is there taker as long as you like.

If the rock isn't falling there's no need for the sign. If the rock is falling, you're too busy looking at the sign. Hint - our eyes pick up moving objects more easily than still ones.

On Monday, 11 March 2019 00:03:54 UTC, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 06 Mar 2019 16:17:24 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:



If the rock isn't falling there's no need for the sign.

I've never seen a sign that says rock falling when there is no possibility of rocks falling.You corect I;ve never seen one in the supermarket have you seen a sign saying rocks falling in a supermarket ?
Have you seen a sign saying beware or bears in your local supermarket.
Have you seen a sign that says beware of the haggis.
Now try thinking about why you haven't seen these signs.




If the rock is falling, you're too busy looking at the sign.

Only if yuo're an idiot maybe that is the key point here.

Hint - our eyes pick up moving objects more easily than still ones.

How do eyes pick up objects, I use my hands to pick up objects which can include rocks.

On Tue, 12 Mar 2019 05:24:50 -0700 (PDT), whisky-depraved, the notorious,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:


I've never seen a sign that says rock falling when there is no possibility of rocks falling.You corect I;ve never seen one in the supermarket have you seen a sign saying rocks falling in a supermarket ?
Have you seen a sign saying beware or bears in your local supermarket.
Have you seen a sign that says beware of the haggis.

I have never seen such driveling prize idiots as the two of you! LOL