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In article , Cursitor Doom
writes
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 11:18:38 +0100, RobH wrote:

Anywhere particular on the East coast N. Yorks.
Brid is nice, but there are other places, depends on what you want of
course.

According to Viz magazine (which I personally don't read of course)
Whitley Bay is full of old slappers out for a shag at this time of year,
so a good destination for the sex-tourist with an adequate supply of
condoms (and bleach & a wire brush in case they fail.)



Even further away from N Yorks.
--
bert

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In article , Cursitor Doom
writes
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 18:17:55 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

I think that my last visits were in 2001 - 2002.
Ever tried Blackpool?

Er, no. Anyway, I've heard it's full of druggies which is a bit of a deal-
breaker. Out of druggies and slappers, I'll take slappers any day.




Full of hen parties.
--
bert

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"ARW" wrote in message
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Gfs front door will not lock and the cat ****ed off just as I was about to
take it to the cattery.

We were supposed to leave at 8.

we always avoided the problem by taking the cat the day before

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On 12/08/2018 19:49, NY wrote:
"Robin" wrote in message
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On 12/08/2018 17:37, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 08:45:16 -0700, arwadsworth2020 wrote:

Oddly enough buying a condom machine is on this weeks list of things to
do.

Wow! You must have a hell of a scoring rate if it's cheaper for you to
buy an actual machine.




It could be for the Scout Hut.Â* Is the motto still "be prepared"?

If you're looking for adventure of a
New and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
Similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared
Be prepared!


Tom Lehrer: "Be Prepared"

Are there boy guides these days ?.

And what do the Trans people join ?.

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"Andrew" wrote in message
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On 12/08/2018 19:49, NY wrote:
"Robin" wrote in message
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On 12/08/2018 17:37, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 08:45:16 -0700, arwadsworth2020 wrote:

Oddly enough buying a condom machine is on this weeks list of things
to
do.

Wow! You must have a hell of a scoring rate if it's cheaper for you to
buy an actual machine.




It could be for the Scout Hut. Is the motto still "be prepared"?

If you're looking for adventure of a
New and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
Similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared
Be prepared!


Tom Lehrer: "Be Prepared"

Are there boy guides these days ?.

There are girl scouts.

And what do the Trans people join ?.

They arent allowed to.

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On 17/08/2018 21:25, John Angus wrote:


"Andrew" wrote in message
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On 12/08/2018 19:49, NY wrote:
"Robin" wrote in message
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On 12/08/2018 17:37, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 08:45:16 -0700, arwadsworth2020 wrote:

Oddly enough buying a condom machine is on this weeks list of
things to
do.

Wow! You must have a hell of a scoring rate if it's cheaper for you to
buy an actual machine.




It could be for the Scout Hut.Â* Is the motto still "be prepared"?

If you're looking for adventure of a
New and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
Similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared
Be prepared!


Tom Lehrer: "Be Prepared"

Are there boy guides these days ?.

There are girl scouts.

And what do the Trans people join ?.

They arent allowed to.

Times change:

https://members.scouts.org.uk/suppor...78&moduleID=10

https://www.girlguiding.org.uk/makin...trans-members/

--
Robin
reply-to address is (intended to be) valid

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Andrew wrote:
On 12/08/2018 19:49, NY wrote:
"Robin" wrote in message
...
On 12/08/2018 17:37, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 08:45:16 -0700, arwadsworth2020 wrote:

Oddly enough buying a condom machine is on this weeks list of things to
do.

Wow! You must have a hell of a scoring rate if it's cheaper for you to
buy an actual machine.




It could be for the Scout Hut.Â* Is the motto still "be prepared"?

If you're looking for adventure of a
New and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
Similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared
Be prepared!


Tom Lehrer: "Be Prepared"

Are there boy guides these days ?.

And what do the Trans people join ?.


Probably off on a pride march.
Nearly went into a town the other day but fortunately spotted it was going
to be clogged up by an assorted alliance of weirdos showing off.
Im tolerant about how people want to be with themselves and wont run away
from the local tranvestite if he/she wants to pass the time of day though I
wish after working as a Gardner he/ she would have a wash.
Purple nails with dirt encrusted looks horrible , needs makeup lessons as
well .Usually looks like he has just finished the first day at a Clown
training school, but I digress.
Im getting fed up with these exhibitionists using sexuality as a vehicle
to justify their need to show off and demand others give them attention and
councils bowing to their wishes .
It comes to something that if you want to visit somewhere you have to check
its not subject to a pride March.

GH

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"Robin" wrote in message
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On 17/08/2018 21:25, John Angus wrote:


"Andrew" wrote in message
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On 12/08/2018 19:49, NY wrote:
"Robin" wrote in message
...
On 12/08/2018 17:37, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2018 08:45:16 -0700, arwadsworth2020 wrote:

Oddly enough buying a condom machine is on this weeks list of things
to
do.

Wow! You must have a hell of a scoring rate if it's cheaper for you
to
buy an actual machine.




It could be for the Scout Hut. Is the motto still "be prepared"?

If you're looking for adventure of a
New and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
Similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared
Be prepared!


Tom Lehrer: "Be Prepared"

Are there boy guides these days ?.

There are girl scouts.

And what do the Trans people join ?.

They arent allowed to.

Times change:

https://members.scouts.org.uk/suppor...78&moduleID=10

https://www.girlguiding.org.uk/makin...trans-members/

That was a joke, Joyce.

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In article ,
Marland wrote:
I‘m getting fed up with these exhibitionists using sexuality as a
vehicle to justify their need to show off and demand others give them
attention and councils bowing to their wishes .

You've just described the various cycle races that cause havoc in London.
;-)

Pride in Brighton likely brings in lots of visitors. And making money from
visitors is what Brighton is all about.

--
*Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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On Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:25:53 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
You've just described the various cycle races that cause havoc in London.
;-)

All cities, all cyclists :-)

Owain

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On Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:25:53 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Marland wrote:
I僧 getting fed up with these exhibitionists using sexuality as a
vehicle to justify their need to show off and demand others give them
attention and councils bowing to their wishes .

You've just described the various cycle races that cause havoc in London.
;-)

Yeah why can't cycle races hire out race tracks lioke formual one do, I can;t see any reason why Brands hatch , silverstone and the like can't be used for cycle racing.


Pride in Brighton likely brings in lots of visitors. And making money from
visitors is what Brighton is all about.

--
*Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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In article ,
whisky-dave wrote:
On Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:25:53 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , Marland
wrote:
I# getting fed up with these exhibitionists using sexuality as a
vehicle to justify their need to show off and demand others give them
attention and councils bowing to their wishes .

You've just described the various cycle races that cause havoc in
London. ;-)

Yeah why can't cycle races hire out race tracks lioke formual one do, I
can;t see any reason why Brands hatch , silverstone and the like can't be
used for cycle racing.

Because they'd probably cost too much, but most likely it wouldn't be as
much fun as causing havoc to everybody else.

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

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On Monday, 20 August 2018 10:27:25 UTC+1, charles wrote:
In article ,
whisky-dave wrote:
On Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:25:53 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , Marland
wrote:
I# getting fed up with these exhibitionists using sexuality as a
vehicle to justify their need to show off and demand others give them
attention and councils bowing to their wishes .

You've just described the various cycle races that cause havoc in
London. ;-)

Yeah why can't cycle races hire out race tracks lioke formual one do, I
can;t see any reason why Brands hatch , silverstone and the like can't be
used for cycle racing.

Because they'd probably cost too much, but most likely it wouldn't be as
much fun as causing havoc to everybody else.

Yeah didn't think of that why pay for a track when you can get the tax payer to foot the bill for road closures and policing.



--
from KT24 in Surrey, England
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

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charles wrote:

whisky-dave wrote:

why can't cycle races hire out race tracks lioke formual one do

Because they'd probably cost too much

Perhaps councils should charge a similar amount to close roads for use
as a track?

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Andy Burns posted
charles wrote:

whisky-dave wrote:

why can't cycle races hire out race tracks lioke formual one do
Because they'd probably cost too much

Perhaps councils should charge a similar amount to close roads for use
as a track?

They should at least ask their council tax payers for their opinions
before agreeing to it.

--
Jack