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alan_m May 8th 18 08:19 PM

Bloody spiders
 

I'm painting my stair well and hall walls and ceilings.

A few days ago I washed down all surfaces and removed all the spider's
webs, many of which were visible because they contained dust.

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!

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ARW May 8th 18 08:27 PM

Bloody spiders
 
On 08/05/2018 20:19, alan_m wrote:

I'm painting my stair well and hall walls and ceilings.

A few days ago I washed down all surfaces and removed all the spider's
webs, many of which were visible because they contained dust.

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!



TBH about 30 seconds ago I was reading this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science...jump-on-demand

That would look cool on a CV (tarantula trainer). And how did they train
it? Jab it in the knackers with a stick and shout jump?

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Cursitor Doom[_4_] May 9th 18 12:32 AM

Bloody spiders
 
On Tue, 08 May 2018 20:19:15 +0100, alan_m wrote:

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!


There seems to be a plague of the things and their webs, which get dirty
and eventually hang down in long streamers are unsightly and unsanitary.
I've had to declare total war against the ****ers; it's the only way. If
I do nothing now I'll be totally overrun with the ****s come autumn.




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Richard[_10_] May 9th 18 06:07 AM

Bloody spiders
 
On 09/05/18 00:32, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Tue, 08 May 2018 20:19:15 +0100, alan_m wrote:

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!


There seems to be a plague of the things and their webs, which get dirty
and eventually hang down in long streamers are unsightly and unsanitary.
I've had to declare total war against the ****ers; it's the only way. If
I do nothing now I'll be totally overrun with the ****s come autumn.


Killem all.
Then post a few months later asking how to get rid of the moth infestation.

Brian Gaff May 9th 18 07:28 AM

Bloody spiders
 
Vacuum cleaner on hand is all I'll say...
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"alan_m" wrote in message
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I'm painting my stair well and hall walls and ceilings.

A few days ago I washed down all surfaces and removed all the spider's
webs, many of which were visible because they contained dust.

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!

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Brian Gaff May 9th 18 07:30 AM

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Hmm, ocf course the spider might have the view that she trained the bloke to
only ask it to jump when it wanted them to do it.
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On 08/05/2018 20:19, alan_m wrote:

I'm painting my stair well and hall walls and ceilings.

A few days ago I washed down all surfaces and removed all the spider's
webs, many of which were visible because they contained dust.

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!



TBH about 30 seconds ago I was reading this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science...jump-on-demand

That would look cool on a CV (tarantula trainer). And how did they train
it? Jab it in the knackers with a stick and shout jump?

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Brian Gaff May 9th 18 07:32 AM

Bloody spiders
 
The thing is though everyone complains about flies wasps etc, yet without
the spiders there would be more of the pests. Spiders are good for you.

Brian

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On Tue, 08 May 2018 20:19:15 +0100, alan_m wrote:

Painting today and the spiders have re-occupied the corners and have
reconstructed their webs. It's a PITA when paint gets on the webs and to
remove the resultant mess requires the use of fingers and wiping the wet
paint on my T shirt!


There seems to be a plague of the things and their webs, which get dirty
and eventually hang down in long streamers are unsightly and unsanitary.
I've had to declare total war against the ****ers; it's the only way. If
I do nothing now I'll be totally overrun with the ****s come autumn.




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alan_m May 9th 18 07:44 AM

Bloody spiders
 
On 09/05/2018 06:07, Richard wrote:

Killem all.
Then post a few months later asking how to get rid of the moth infestation.


I don't mind spiders, except when I'm on the upper rungs of a ladder
with a paint pot in one hand and a brush in the other.

A have a large resident spider that can be seen on many evenings
appearing from a small hole at the bottom of the skirting board in my
living room. It then runs across the carpet and does a circular tour of
the room before going back to the hole.

I wouldn't mind a lot more webs outside in my garden. For the past week
or so there have been "clouds" of greenfly looking for my young crops to
settle on and feed.


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Mark[_24_] May 9th 18 02:36 PM

Bloody spiders
 
On Wed, 9 May 2018 07:32:22 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

The thing is though everyone complains about flies wasps etc, yet without
the spiders there would be more of the pests. Spiders are good for you.


+1

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