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Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply
saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike |
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On 22/12/2017 12:06, Muddymike wrote:
Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? https://tinyurl.com/ydg9632m -- mailto : news {at} admac {dot} myzen {dot} co {dot} uk |
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Muddymike writes Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Probably because the traditional wish is MERRY Christmas and HAPPY New Year. Time for some DIY clip art? :-) -- Graeme |
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On 22/12/2017 13:24, Graeme wrote:
In message , Muddymike writes Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Probably because the traditional wish is MERRY Christmas and HAPPY New Year. Time for some DIY clip art?Â* :-) Sadly that is so true. Unfortunately "Merry" has connotations of alcohol consumption which is not appreciated in certain circles such as my Christian retail customers! Mike |
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Hmm, I think they are over thinking the word. People can be merry without
being drunk. Its their problem surely? I think at this rat we will have to rename spades if we want to sell them to people of a darker skin colour. Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "Muddymike" wrote in message ... On 22/12/2017 13:24, Graeme wrote: In message , Muddymike writes Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Probably because the traditional wish is MERRY Christmas and HAPPY New Year. Time for some DIY clip art? :-) Sadly that is so true. Unfortunately "Merry" has connotations of alcohol consumption which is not appreciated in certain circles such as my Christian retail customers! Mike |
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Muddymike wrote:
Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Maybe not looking with google image search? http://www.merrychristmasimagescards...-download.html |
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On Friday, 22 December 2017 14:04:59 UTC, Muddymike wrote:
Unfortunately "Merry" has connotations of alcohol consumption which is not appreciated in certain circles such as my Christian retail customers! Download something suitable from Landover Baptist? Owain |
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On 22/12/17 12:06, Muddymike wrote:
Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Cos any fule can knock opne up with any of a dozen programns -- €œBut what a weak barrier is truth when it stands in the way of an hypothesis!€ Mary Wollstonecraft |
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Muddymike writes On 22/12/2017 13:24, Graeme wrote: Time for some DIY clip art?* :-) Sadly that is so true. Unfortunately "Merry" has connotations of alcohol consumption which is not appreciated in certain circles such as my Christian retail customers! A slightly more helpful reply. Just downloaded and installed a free Christmas font (Kingthings Christmas) from here : https://www.dafont.com/kingthings-christmas.font Wrote Happy Christmas using Libre Office, coloured the 72 point text red and the background green, 'captured' the image with Paint Shop Pro and saved as clip art image. Job done. -- Graeme |
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Muddymike wrote
Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Because your google skills are ****ed. http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_...-Christmas.gif |
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On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike
wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. |
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On 22/12/17 12:06, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Cos any fule can knock opne up with any of a dozen programns Even I can manage this. He is a cyclist. Please don't be cruel to the little snowflake. |
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On 12/22/2017 5:58 PM, Scott wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. If Bob Marley had been there he would have shot the sheriff |
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Muddymike Wrote in message:
Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Cos it's not Mary enough...... I'll get me santa outfit.... -- Jim K ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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The Natural Philosopher Wrote in message:
On 22/12/17 12:06, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Cos any fule can knock opne up with any of a dozen programns Only if they can spiel... -- Jim K ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 18:39:58 +0000, Me wrote:
On 12/22/2017 5:58 PM, Scott wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. If Bob Marley had been there he would have shot the sheriff But not the deputy :-) |
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On 22/12/2017 17:58, Scott wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. Misquote from Tolkein. Andy |
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On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 21:22:51 +0000, Vir Campestris
wrote: On 22/12/2017 17:58, Scott wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. Misquote from Tolkein. Inspired by AIUI from persons who were there. . |
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On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 21:22:51 +0000, Vir Campestris
wrote: On 22/12/2017 17:58, Scott wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. Misquote from Tolkein. One that was not Tolkien (possibly more Billy Connolly): Punter walks up to court officer at Glasgow Sheriff Court and says, 'Hey Jimmy, can you tell me where court 7 is?'. Court officer replies, 'How did you know my name was Jimmy?'. Punter: 'I didnae, I just guessed'. Court officer: 'Well you can just ****ing guess where court 7 is then'. |
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In message , Scott
writes On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 21:22:51 +0000, Vir Campestris wrote: On 22/12/2017 17:58, Scott wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded, 'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench. 'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff. The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the bench. Misquote from Tolkein. One that was not Tolkien (possibly more Billy Connolly): Punter walks up to court officer at Glasgow Sheriff Court and says, 'Hey Jimmy, can you tell me where court 7 is?'. Court officer replies, 'How did you know my name was Jimmy?'. Punter: 'I didnae, I just guessed'. Court officer: 'Well you can just ****ing guess where court 7 is then'. I lead a sheltered life and don't know any jokes so, Happy Christmas to all! -- Tim Lamb |
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On Friday, 22 December 2017 12:06:35 UTC, Muddymike wrote:
Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Merry Christmas everyone. I'm awf. NT |
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Wrote in message:
On Friday, 22 December 2017 12:06:35 UTC, Muddymike wrote: Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply saying "Happy Christmas"? Mike Merry Christmas everyone. I'm awf. NT Answers on a postcard... Merry Xmas! -- Jim K ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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