Bidet classification
 

why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Bidet classification
 

On Wednesday, 29 November 2017 09:52:05 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because in the UK we use them for washing our feet. :-)
Only the dirty frogs use them for washing their arses.

Bidet classification
 

Because you don't wash chickens in one?
Sorry wrong spelling.
Brian

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why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
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Tennis players wash their balls in them though.
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On Wednesday, 29 November 2017 09:52:05 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because in the UK we use them for washing our feet. :-)
Only the dirty frogs use them for washing their arses.

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"harry" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 29 November 2017 09:52:05 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because in the UK we use them for washing our feet. :-)
Only the dirty frogs use them for washing their arses.


thought you only kept your cans cool in them when on holiday ......

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On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

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In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Our kits have a thing that floats on the water you drop
the turd into and you put that in the normal dunny,
and flush it everything away when you stick the sample
stick into the turd and put it in the sample tube.

Bidet classification
 

On Thu, 30 Nov 2017 10:56:01 +0000, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Wonder what techniques other DIYers use for that...

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In article ,
Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 30 Nov 2017 10:56:01 +0000, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Wonder what techniques other DIYers use for that...

You mean other old fart DIYers like me? ;-)

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"Rod Speed" wrote in message
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Our kits have a thing that floats on the water you drop
the turd into and you put that in the normal dunny,
and flush it everything away when you stick the sample
stick into the turd and put it in the sample tube.

uk kits are American ...

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"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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On Thu, 30 Nov 2017 10:56:01 +0000, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Wonder what techniques other DIYers use for that...

catch it in your hand ? ....

Bidet classification
 

On 30/11/2017 10:56, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.


I believe older German toilets have a ledge that allows the user to
check for tape worms (they eat a lot of pork) before flushing.

Bidet classification
 

"Andrew" wrote in message
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On 30/11/2017 10:56, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.


I believe older German toilets have a ledge that allows the user to
check for tape worms (they eat a lot of pork) before flushing.


very true

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qh_r1I2-RvU/hqdefault.jpg

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"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
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"Rod Speed" wrote in message
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Our kits have a thing that floats on the water you drop
the turd into and you put that in the normal dunny,
and flush it everything away when you stick the sample
stick into the turd and put it in the sample tube.

uk kits are American ...

Ours don’t say where the come from, Fujirebio Inc
Wiki says its Japanese