HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH


So who are you calling?

Ghostbusters?

--
Adam

On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

Your phone only works in car parks?

Mine works indoors as well.

On Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:32:29 UTC, ARW wrote:
On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH


So who are you calling?

Ghostbusters?

BOOKING.COM

ARW Wrote in message:
On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH


So who are you calling?

Ghostbusters?


Samaritans?
--
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ARW Wrote in message:
On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH


So who are you calling?

Ghostbusters?


Samaritans?

Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DONT HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

"jim" k wrote in message
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ARW Wrote in message:
On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH


So who are you calling?

Ghostbusters?


Samaritans?

They'll tell him to read his own book and start grovelling
to that arsehole of a god that gave him some incurable
medical condition so he would jump in front of a truck,
**** over the truck driver's day, and **** over the surgeon's
months and start grovelling to that arsehole of a god.

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:16:49 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DONT HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

Who specified rain?

On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:16:39 +1100, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DON’T HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

WHY IS EVERYONE... why is everyone shouting?



--

Graham.

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On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:16:39 +1100, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DON'T HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

WHY IS EVERYONE... why is everyone shouting?

Ahh, that's because many posters are dickheads. BMW owners maybe?
Ya hafta laugh, but I do use their roads.

On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected? I go on holiday to get away from things.

--
What do you call a dwarf who throws the discus?
A compact disc player.

"Weatherlawyer" wrote in message
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On Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:16:49 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DONT HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

Who specified rain?

Everyone knows it always rains there.

"Graham." wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:16:39 +1100, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DON'T HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

WHY IS EVERYONE... why is everyone shouting?

I know he is deaf because some god or other made him jump
in front of a ****ing great truck and it ran over his head.

"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected?

It can be handy to work out where to stay next.

I go on holiday to get away from things.

More fool you.

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:59:05 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected? I go on holiday to get away from things.

I booked a hotel in Bedford for £150 and when we got there at 1300 it had been cleaned out of furniture at 0900.

Booking.com was busy though.

Graham. wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:16:39 +1100, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

TAD CHEAPER TO ENSURE THAT THE MOBILE PHONE HAS CREDIT.

AND YOU CAN USE IT INSIDE TOO, DONÂ’T HAVE
TO BE OUT IN THE CARPARK IN THE RAIN ETC.

WHY IS EVERYONE... why is everyone shouting?


Why is anyone responding to this attention seeking crap?

Tim

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"ARW" wrote in message
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On 01/02/2017 20:59, Simon Mason wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH


So who are you calling?

Ghostbusters?

--
Adam

On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:19:46 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:59:05 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected? I go on holiday to get away from things.

I booked a hotel in Bedford for £150 and when we got there at 1300 it had been cleaned out of furniture at 0900.

Perhaps they were trying to make you feel at home.

On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 07:19:46 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:59:05 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected? I go on holiday to get away from things.

I booked a hotel in Bedford for £150 and when we got there at 1300 it had been cleaned out of furniture at 0900.

Booking.com was busy though.

Planning is boring. Just wing it.

--
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about"..
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:00:09 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:19:46 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:59:05 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected? I go on holiday to get away from things.

I booked a hotel in Bedford for £150 and when we got there at 1300 it had been cleaned out of furniture at 0900.

Perhaps they were trying to make you feel at home.

Got my £150 back just now.

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 07:19:46 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:59:05 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:59:56 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
HOTEL PHONE 9 - NO OUTSIDE LINE
RECEPTION CANNOT GET ME AN OUTSIDE LINE EITHER
WIFE'S CHAVPHONE HAS NO CREDIT

MY GLOBALSTAR GSP-1600 IN CAR PARK GETS THROUGH

What is this urgency to be connected? I go on holiday to get away
from things.

I booked a hotel in Bedford for £150 and when we got there at 1300
it had been cleaned out of furniture at 0900. Booking.com was busy
though.

Planning is boring. Just wing it.

Like getting kicked out of Asda for being bare chested and trying to fill a
bottle with water in the toilets?
Like ****ting behind bushes and wiping your arse on the grass?
Pikey.