Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.com/store/whole-house-models

Technically this is spam but I doubt anyone here would be fool enough to
buy any of the products. Reposted solely for entertainment. ;-)

Tim

--
Please don't feed the trolls

On 18/01/2017 11:47, Tim+ wrote:

Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.con/

Bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

https://www.alivewater.com/sites/def...andardweb1.jpg

Now we can all make one and enjoy the benefit of no lime-scale, no
chlorine (removed by the imploding water molecule clusters), no bacteria
or e-coli (perhaps they get really dizzy and self destruct)
It even makes sewerage water drinkable too (well that's the impression
they give)

Perhaps it could be enhanced by wrapping wires or magnets around it?

On 18/01/2017 11:47, Tim+ wrote:

Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.com/store/whole-house-models

Technically this is spam but I doubt anyone here would be fool enough to
buy any of the products. Reposted solely for entertainment. ;-)

I've got a Scalemaster Magnetic Scale Inhibitor on my supply, which is
just as magical, but (no doubt) much cheaper.

--
Max Demian

This is not another electronic so called softener is it, all they do is
encourage the lime scale to clump together and block up the pipe!


Perhaps it only works on homeopathic water?
Brian

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Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.com/store/whole-house-models

Technically this is spam but I doubt anyone here would be fool enough to
buy any of the products. Reposted solely for entertainment. ;-)

Tim

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I could do this, just give me a Tesla coil and a plastic tap.
Brian

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"www.GymRatZ.co.uk" wrote in message
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On 18/01/2017 11:47, Tim+ wrote:

Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.con/

Bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

https://www.alivewater.com/sites/def...andardweb1.jpg

Now we can all make one and enjoy the benefit of no lime-scale, no
chlorine (removed by the imploding water molecule clusters), no bacteria
or e-coli (perhaps they get really dizzy and self destruct)
It even makes sewerage water drinkable too (well that's the impression
they give)

Perhaps it could be enhanced by wrapping wires or magnets around it?

Brian Gaff wrote:

This is not another electronic so called softener is it

Imagine a long flat piece of copper, twisted like a DNA helix, inserted
into a length of ordinary copper tube, then bend a slight corkscrew into
the combined assembly ... then find a rich gullible person.

In message , Max
Demian writes
On 18/01/2017 11:47, Tim+ wrote:

Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.com/store/whole-house-models

Technically this is spam but I doubt anyone here would be fool enough to
buy any of the products. Reposted solely for entertainment. ;-)

I've got a Scalemaster Magnetic Scale Inhibitor on my supply, which is
just as magical, but (no doubt) much cheaper.

The plumber fitted one in my wife's flat. Didn't stop the tenant getting
through 3 shower *engines* in two years:-(


--
Tim Lamb

On 1/18/2017 6:32 PM, Andy Burns wrote:
Brian Gaff wrote:

This is not another electronic so called softener is it

Imagine a long flat piece of copper, twisted like a DNA helix, inserted
into a length of ordinary copper tube, then bend a slight corkscrew into
the combined assembly ... then find a rich gullible person.



*Very* rich: did you see the prices!

On 18/01/2017 11:47, Tim+ wrote:
Reposted solely for entertainment.

"The renowned physicist Wolfgang Ludwig"

Who? I thought. Hit google. Lots of silly hits. then...

"Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe.
Learn more" (links to "the right to be forgotten")

ICBA to go to a VPN and search again from another country.

Andy

On Wednesday, January 18, 2017 at 12:56:36 PM UTC, www.GymRatZ.co.uk wrote:
On 18/01/2017 11:47, Tim+ wrote:

Does the water in your house feel dead? Rejuvenate it now! ;-)

https://www.alivewater.con/

Bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

https://www.alivewater.com/sites/def...andardweb1.jpg

Now we can all make one and enjoy the benefit of no lime-scale, no
chlorine (removed by the imploding water molecule clusters), no bacteria
or e-coli (perhaps they get really dizzy and self destruct)
It even makes sewerage water drinkable too (well that's the impression
they give)

Perhaps it could be enhanced by wrapping wires or magnets around it?

Of course, it actually says at one point "The Vortex Water Revitalizer was designed to reverse the unnatural treatment of water happening today" - so does that mean it removes the Chlorine and reinserts the bacteria and solids...