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ARW December 11th 16 10:48 AM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


--
Adam

[email protected] December 11th 16 10:51 AM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On Sun, 11 Dec 2016 10:48:37 +0000, ARW
wrote:

or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


Some of the Scouts will find your work so interesting they ask you if
they can become an apprentice.

G.Harman

Dennis@home December 11th 16 11:05 AM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On 11/12/2016 10:48, ARW wrote:
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?



Take a chaperone.


ARW December 11th 16 11:08 AM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On 11/12/2016 11:05, dennis@home wrote:
On 11/12/2016 10:48, ARW wrote:
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?



Take a chaperone.


One of the kid's mothers?


--
Adam

Brian Gaff December 11th 16 11:59 AM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
I don't see the connection unless you were injured by their poor
maintenance of the roof.
Brian

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"ARW" wrote in message
...
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


--
Adam




Brian Gaff December 11th 16 12:02 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
That goes without saying in the scare sex abuse world we live in today
unfortunately.
Remember ist was a scout leader who was the model for the Bluebottle voice
in the Goons.
Let that be a warning to all though how many scout leaders have ginger
beards I have no idea.
Brian

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"dennis@home" wrote in message
web.com...
On 11/12/2016 10:48, ARW wrote:
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?



Take a chaperone.




Dave Plowman (News) December 11th 16 12:09 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
In article ,
ARW wrote:
or so they say.


Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).



So what will be the punishment?


It will only be Scouts. No Guides.

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*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Dave Plowman (News) December 11th 16 12:11 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
That goes without saying in the scare sex abuse world we live in today
unfortunately. Remember ist was a scout leader who was the model for the
Bluebottle voice in the Goons.


Lets hope most don't think someone is a paedophile because he has a silly
voice.

Let that be a warning to all though how many scout leaders have ginger
beards I have no idea.


Or a particular colour of hair.

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Dave Plowman London SW
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Adrian Caspersz December 11th 16 12:55 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On 11/12/16 10:48, ARW wrote:
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


A topping out ceremony hangover?

--
Adrian C

[email protected] December 11th 16 01:17 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On Sunday, 11 December 2016 12:13:23 UTC, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
It will only be Scouts. No Guides.


Girls 16+ have been in Scouts since 1976; it's fully unisex since 2007.

Owain


[email protected] December 11th 16 01:20 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On Sunday, 11 December 2016 10:48:24 UTC, ARW wrote:
Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).
So what will be the punishment?


Having to eat the grey and slightly singed cakes they make you as a thank-you.

Owain


Dave Plowman (News) December 11th 16 01:49 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
In article ,
wrote:
On Sunday, 11 December 2016 12:13:23 UTC, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
It will only be Scouts. No Guides.


Girls 16+ have been in Scouts since 1976; it's fully unisex since 2007.


Ah. I'd guess Adam knew that. ;-)

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*'Progress' and 'Change' are not synonyms.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Jimbo in the shack ... December 11th 16 02:01 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 

"ARW" wrote in message
...
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


you will be reported for kiddy fiddling? .....



Graeme[_7_] December 11th 16 03:24 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
In message , Jimbo in the shack ...
writes
"ARW" wrote in message
...

So what will be the punishment?

you will be reported for kiddy fiddling? .....

Nah - Adam can claim he was showing them his woggle :-)

--
Graeme

ARW December 11th 16 04:27 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On 11/12/2016 14:01, Jimbo in the shack ... wrote:
"ARW" wrote in message
...
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


you will be reported for kiddy fiddling? .....



I managed to change the hand driers in a school toilet without getting
locked up.

--
Adam

[email protected] December 11th 16 04:56 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On Sunday, 11 December 2016 16:27:03 UTC, ARW wrote:
I managed to change the hand driers in a school toilet without getting
locked up.


We locked the music teacher in a cupboard once.

Owain


Fredxxx December 11th 16 05:00 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On 11/12/2016 16:27, ARW wrote:
On 11/12/2016 14:01, Jimbo in the shack ... wrote:
"ARW" wrote in message
...
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut lights
for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


you will be reported for kiddy fiddling? .....



I managed to change the hand driers in a school toilet without getting
locked up.


Would that require you to change from your right hand to your left to
dry their woggles?

DerbyBorn[_5_] December 11th 16 07:11 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
Fredxxx wrote in :

On 11/12/2016 16:27, ARW wrote:
On 11/12/2016 14:01, Jimbo in the shack ... wrote:
"ARW" wrote in message
...
or so they say.

Well I have just offered to rewire one of the villages Scout hut
lights for free (the roof collapsed).


So what will be the punishment?


you will be reported for kiddy fiddling? .....



I managed to change the hand driers in a school toilet without
getting locked up.


Would that require you to change from your right hand to your left to
dry their woggles?


Unfortunately "Scouts" was used in news articles in conection with
"Football Scouts". The (boy) Scouts have had very strict policies for many
years with rigorous checks by district Commissioners.


Jimbo in the shack ... December 11th 16 07:53 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 

"Henry" wrote in message
news:vl9r4c1tb0q7g39ln4qfqbh47utcl0ptnk@astraweb.. .
ARW wrote:

I managed to change the hand driers in a school toilet
without getting locked up.


But thirty or fourty years down the road will someone - an
ex-wrestler perhaps - emerge to claim that his life has been
ruined by your unsupervised presence in his toilet, and that
he must cry to the news media in order to "raise awareness"
of this terrible but hitherto unspoken abuse?


tee hee.....bet he enjoyed it at the time as well .....



Graham.[_11_] December 11th 16 09:18 PM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
On Sun, 11 Dec 2016 08:56:52 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Sunday, 11 December 2016 16:27:03 UTC, ARW wrote:
I managed to change the hand driers in a school toilet without getting
locked up.


We locked the music teacher in a cupboard once.

Owain


We caught the art teacher and the home economics teacher in a cupboard
once.


--

Graham.

%Profound_observation%

F Murtz December 12th 16 03:21 AM

No good deed goes unpunished
 
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
That goes without saying in the scare sex abuse world we live in today
unfortunately. Remember ist was a scout leader who was the model for the
Bluebottle voice in the Goons.


Lets hope most don't think someone is a paedophile because he has a silly
voice.

Let that be a warning to all though how many scout leaders have ginger
beards I have no idea.


Or a particular colour of hair.


No it is because he is a scout leader.


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