Usenet Stats Poster retched Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week
ending 30 Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 00:01:38 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 23:56:43 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 2759


PAHAHHAHAA! Insane.

Total No. of Characters...: 7346395
Total Volume..............: 7174
Messages Per Day..........: 394.1
Characters Per Day........: 1049485.0
Average Daily Volume......: 1024 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 244
Messages with Sigs........: 75.03%
Original Content Rating...: 20.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================= ==============
1. Pkaye Woz Ere.....................................: 790 112.9 28.6%
2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 340 48.6 12.3%
3. Wim Jay...........................................: 309 44.1 11.2%
4. Gay Hey Boi.......................................: 146 20.9 5.3%
5. Super Pmd.........................................: 106 15.1 3.8%
6. Fecker............................................ : 91 13.0 3.3%

C'mon, this is boring, me winning by MILES every time.


Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
================================================= ==========================
1. Pkaye Woz Ere.....................................: 2328 332.7 32.5%
2. Wim Jay...........................................: 807 115.4 11.3%
3. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 786 112.3 11.0%

Look at the regs keeping this group alive.


Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================= =============
1. Newsgroup Abuse...................................: 310 44.3 11.2%

Something slightly ironic there...




Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
================================================= ==========================
1. Newsgroup Abuse...................................: 777 111.0 10.8%

AGAIN!!!!!1


Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
================================================= =================
1. Sean Kramer............................................ ...: 1.5%
2. €¹Ã·€º.......................................... .............: 1.8%
3. =?Iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=......................................: 2.9%
4. Gtteur Otul.............................................. .: 3.1%
5. A Nomad Known To All......................................: 4.0%
6. Steve Leyland........................................... ..: 4.1%
7. Pkaye Woz Ere.............................................: 6.8%
8. Tm................................................ ........: 7.2%
9. rabid............................................. ........: 7.9%
10. Walter W . Woodhead.......................................: 7.9%


Ah good I made the list this time. 7 aint so hot tho.


Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. uk.rec.caravanning................................ ...........: 816

RESULT! (Hello Harry!1)

2. uk.media.dvd...................................... ...........: 800

Not bad, close as usual.

4. uk.d-i-y................................................. ....: 626

This needs bumping up methinks. (Hello Harry!2)



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Phil K.

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip retched Weekly News Statistics for
demon.local: week ending 30 Jan 2004. onto my recliner:

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Usenet
Stats Poster, and I thusly replied:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 00:01:38 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 23:56:43 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 2759
Total No. of Characters...: 7346395
Total Volume..............: 7174
Messages Per Day..........: 394.1

ROTFL. Remember when DL was a 10 post a day haven?


I know, 2759 articles a week. Superb.

Characters Per Day........: 1049485.0
Average Daily Volume......: 1024 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 244
Messages with Sigs........: 75.03%
Original Content Rating...: 20.48%

I still think we should have a "messages with sigs 4 lines" part.


Yep, I have said this. I may write a letter of complaint if no action is
taken.

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Pkaye Woz Ere.....................................: 790 112.9 28.6%
2. Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip.....................: 340 48.6 12.3%
3. Wim Jay...........................................: 309 44.1 11.2%
4. Gay Hey Boi.......................................: 146 20.9 5.3%
5. Super Pmd.........................................: 106 15.1 3.8%

How amusing that the top five account for 61.2% of the newsgroup.


Yes, where are the self proclaimed regs? Aha.

PS: You suck, Phil Kyle! But I note that compared to last week your
figures are down. The downward trend has begun, and soon the Rev will
return to the ascendency!


790 versus 340, no competition, sunshine! You better start praying ,
it's the only way you'll beat me.



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Phil K.

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/