What's the point in those fancy 5 point door locks, when you can simply put your foot straight through those stupid modern PVC doors? They're hollow! Wood is far better.

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In article , Uncle Peter wrote:
What's the point in those fancy 5 point door locks, when you can simply
put your foot straight through those stupid modern PVC doors? They're
hollow! Wood is far better.


We have a 5 point lock on both a wooden exterior door and on a metal patio
door.

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michael newport wrote:


Yeah - wood isn't stupid at all.

It isn't as thick as two short planks.

Bill

On Sat, 11 Oct 2014 21:15:37 +0100, michael newport wrote:

On Fri, 10 Oct 2014 08:48:41 +0100, "Uncle Peter" wrote:

What's the point in those fancy 5 point door locks, when you can simply put your foot straight through those stupid modern PVC doors? They're hollow! Wood is far better.
Yeah - wood isn't stupid at all.

What is your point, if you even have one?

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