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Andrew Mawson[_2_] April 12th 14 11:10 AM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
I'm having a major clear out including a Robotic Arm :

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1213176428...84.m1555.l2648

Look at my other items. Impact Mole, concrete vibrator, Prison door, tractor
all sorts of stuff that I've kept too long :)

Andrew



ARW April 12th 14 01:32 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
Not unless it can give a decent hand job

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Adam

Davey April 12th 14 01:46 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
On Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:32:41 +0100
"ARW" wrote:

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


There was an edition of The Big Bang about that.

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Davey.

Davey April 12th 14 01:49 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
On Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:32:41 +0100
"ARW" wrote:

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


Coupled with the available concrete vibrator, you never know. And then
there's the prison door, which might be useful......

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Davey.

Andrew Mawson[_2_] April 12th 14 02:54 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
"ARW" wrote in message ...

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


Well Adam there's an opportunity for HOURS of fun for you, and this one only
does what you tell it (her) :)

(It does have a gripper hand !!!!!!!)

Mind you, don't cock up the programming or it'll give you lots of ball ache
!

Andrew


ARW April 12th 14 02:54 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
"Davey" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:32:41 +0100
"ARW" wrote:

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


Coupled with the available concrete vibrator, you never know.





And then
there's the prison door, which might be useful......


For a drug dealers house


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Adam


JimK[_3_] April 12th 14 02:55 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
I thought you were getting married?

Jim K

ARW April 12th 14 03:05 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
"JimK" wrote in message
...
I thought you were getting married?





Q. How do you stop a woman from giving you a blow job
A. Marry her.


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Adam


tony sayer April 12th 14 03:33 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
In article , ARW
o.uk scribeth thus
"JimK" wrote in message
...
I thought you were getting married?





Q. How do you stop a woman from giving you a blow job
A. Marry her.



Sounds like you speak from personal experience;(?...

--
Tony Sayer





Dave Liquorice[_2_] April 12th 14 04:46 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
On Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:46:59 +0100, Davey wrote:

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


There was an edition of The Big Bang about that.


The Big Bang Theory, Season 4, Episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

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Cheers
Dave.




[email protected] April 12th 14 04:47 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
Andrew Mawson wrote:
concrete vibrator


I think someone on here was wanting something of that ilk recently?

Owain


Brian Gaff April 12th 14 05:38 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
Maybe you should ask on the sheds group, sounds like its right up their
street.


Brian

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From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active
"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message
...
I'm having a major clear out including a Robotic Arm :

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1213176428...84.m1555.l2648

Look at my other items. Impact Mole, concrete vibrator, Prison door,
tractor all sorts of stuff that I've kept too long :)

Andrew





Brian Gaff April 12th 14 05:41 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
Or some bdsm dungeon to give a hint of authenticity.

I'm not going to ask how he came by these items.
Brian

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From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active
"ARW" wrote in message
...
"Davey" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:32:41 +0100
"ARW" wrote:

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


Coupled with the available concrete vibrator, you never know.





And then
there's the prison door, which might be useful......


For a drug dealers house


--
Adam




Mike Barnes[_2_] April 12th 14 06:49 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
Andrew Mawson wrote:
I'm having a major clear out including a Robotic Arm :

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1213176428...84.m1555.l2648


I don't think it would fit on my shoulder.

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Mike Barnes
Cheshire, England

John Rumm April 13th 14 05:27 AM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
On 12/04/2014 16:46, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:46:59 +0100, Davey wrote:

Not unless it can give a decent hand job


There was an edition of The Big Bang about that.


The Big Bang Theory, Season 4, Episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation


From memory, the best quote went something like:

Nurse: "So where is the rest of the robot?"
Howard: "I only built the arm"
Nurse: "because that was all that you needed huh"


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John.

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ARW April 13th 14 12:50 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , ARW
o.uk scribeth thus
"JimK" wrote in message
...
I thought you were getting married?





Q. How do you stop a woman from giving you a blow job
A. Marry her.



Sounds like you speak from personal experience;(?...



I have been married before....

--
Adam


tony sayer April 13th 14 01:07 PM

Anyone want a Robotic Arm ?
 
In article , ARW
o.uk scribeth thus
"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , ARW
o.uk scribeth thus
"JimK" wrote in message
...
I thought you were getting married?




Q. How do you stop a woman from giving you a blow job
A. Marry her.



Sounds like you speak from personal experience;(?...



I have been married before....


Tell me about it;!..

Still nothing new re wimmen and a bit of the other .. sez so on the BBC
today tho it seems its an old story;!...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4790313.stm
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Tony Sayer





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