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What?


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In message , Brian Gaff
writes
What?
A joke flowchart from Toolstation. It asks does it move? No. Should it?
Yes - use WD40. If it does move and it shouldn't use adhesive tape to
hold it in place.


Brian


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On 05/12/2013 10:45, Nick wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
What?
A joke flowchart from Toolstation. It asks does it move? No. Should it?
Yes - use WD40. If it does move and it shouldn't use adhesive tape to
hold it in place.

One of the comments mentions using superglue if Gaffer Tape doesn't
work, but in my experience, if gaffer tape doesn't work, it's because
you've not used enough.


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On Thursday 05 December 2013 11:10 John Williamson wrote in uk.d-i-y:

On 05/12/2013 10:45, Nick wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
What?
A joke flowchart from Toolstation. It asks does it move? No. Should it?
Yes - use WD40. If it does move and it shouldn't use adhesive tape to
hold it in place.

One of the comments mentions using superglue if Gaffer Tape doesn't
work, but in my experience, if gaffer tape doesn't work, it's because
you've not used enough.



geek alert

Sounds like the old joke:


"XML is like violence. If it doesn't work, use more..."


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On 05/12/13 10:45, Nick wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
What?
A joke flowchart from Toolstation. It asks does it move? No. Should it?
Yes - use WD40. If it does move and it shouldn't use adhesive tape to
hold it in place.


Brian


Rather like the old navy joke. If it moves salute it, if it doesn't
paint it.


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